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# Just been catching up on the news...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# he seems like a nice chap
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Thoroughly good egg
well, maybe a little cracked
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# and thats
no yolk
.
.
.
I'll get me hat
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# You'll have to shell out
for a tip!

*passes coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# You're just lion now.
You've gone all red.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# That was so bad
it scrambled my brain
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# WESTERN CONSPIRACY!
It's the tried and tested excuse for your country going down the drain.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# YAY!
for western conspiracy!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# i warn you not to question the result of the election...



...or else.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I demand a recount
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# yes, if you just step into this secure counting room
where my men will beat you help over see the counting.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# *dons "special" underpants*
*skips into room*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# *makes you 'disappear'*
*rules*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# *reappears as Mugabe's long-lost white supremacist half-brother*
*disappears again*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# but he has lots of degrees so he must be a nice chap
/british government circa early 80's blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Lots and lots of degrees
Celsius from burning his opponents
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# that too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Discosteaks
I started drawing killer shit - but my skills are clearly showing - its not looking too good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# haha
aww

:/

well, consider it a storyboard for the pitch to whoever hands out money to film makers inthis country :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Think I may wait til I get a tablet
to do it properly

Or just do it by hand...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# you really are going to make this an epic
it'll be the best movie ever!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I warn you
I am terrible at drawing

this is my best effort
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# aww!
what a lovely fucking turtleoise?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# its supposed to be a dino
but turn it brown its a shit-o-saurus
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# oh
yay for shit-o-saurus
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# he is my favorite moden day dictator
kim jong is to insular
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# But which one
would get the "Rear of the Year" award?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I assume you're going by looks?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# i like the mass displacement of people and starvation
kim jong probably does it more but he keeps it secret
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# He's obviously just modest.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# i really need to hear their opinions on the jews
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I bet kim jong could do a much better elvis impersonation, by far
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# pfffftttt!
Saparmurat Niyazov FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Yay for Turkmenistan and the lovely
colours of their olympic gymnasts :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# It's a Western conspiricy
this muppet dictator's economic FAIL if you are a left wing muppet

not even Peru in the eighties with Sendero Luminoso got this bad, what a fucking fucktard
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# the money is worthless!
print more money!

he's a big old poohead

another potentially rich country gone up it's arse due to a fucknugget
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# bit harsh, he is doing his best
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# It's hard
when the West is out to destroy you!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# still at least he got rid of those evil white farm owners
thus solving all his nations problems!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Forever in fact!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# ooooh! Harsh!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# the fall in the price of tobaco hasn't help
bloody non smokers are destroying africa
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# What selfish fuckers!
Ning Mong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# hello mate
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# tho it seems that some other african nations are very happy about the displacement of the evil white zimbabwean farmers
what with giving them land, having them form joint ventures and so on..
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# damn evil white framers and their crop growing and local employment
damn them all to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# yes! damn them to
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8230981

other countries :D hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Eloquent as usual!
*nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I read the Independent
not the Daily Mail, if that helps

but wiry of observing a nation in economic meltdown because of an elderly dictator who has defeated himself because he is a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# That is the second
time recently that I have heard you say you don't read The Daily Mail.

Me thinks the man doth protest too much ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Observations about real life tend to be observed in a black and white sense around here
ie: if you express outrage at Muslim's hanging gay teenagers, prostitutes, stoning women who enjoy having sex out some medieval system of wedlock; or an opponent of 'our western' civilization, despite the fact he is clearly a tyrannical twat

People reply expressing they have just turned up on some Daily Mail Forum

I will repeat pointing this out until they don't
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Best. Headline. Ever!
"Elderly dictator defeats himself because he's a twat. Continued on page 4"
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# this is
full of good.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# My uncle has a photo on his wall
of him shaking hands with a much younger Robert Mugabe.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# that will be valuable ebay material one day
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# apparently you have to shake his hand if you don't want to get beaten up and have your children raped.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# ...
What do I have to do if I want to be raped and have my children beaten up?
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# My fees are very reasonable.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
#
tell him you're thinking of getting into politics.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# if he had anything of worth in his country, all his civilians would have been bombed to fuck by now
until that happens, genocide is cool with the UN. I will be having a particularly large and enjoyable shit the day he dies.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# ^this
in spades
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I was considering the toilet
but spades would be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I need to refresh more often.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# nah, you're gorgeous the way you are.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Why on earth are you shitting in spades?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# He is a Cunt.
That is all.

For anyone who missed Hancock and Joan and wants to see it, it is being repeated on BBC4 now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# that's nice
what frequency is bbc4 in germany? :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Erm
1. Get a virtual IP address
2. Download BBC iPlayer
3. Watch
4. Drink Beer
5. Love Ken Stott as Hancock
6. Profit....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Ken Stott is a genius
I'm off to look into this virtual ip address, it would make my life a lot easier.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Yeah,
I dont know how good they are, but they look rather useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# tony hancock?
joan simms?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Tony Hancock, Yes.
Joan Simms? No. Joan le Mesurier. Johns wife. They had an affair apparently....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# We should give him a present...
of a large explosive charge. Through his face. Bastard.
(sbx, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# if he wants one of those then he'll jolly well have to grow some oil
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# FP! FP!
african politix FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)