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# I'm SO SO SORRY.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# A mixed race marriage shirley?
marriage does not equal sex. In fact it's a well known libido killer.

edit: /pedant. Love you really!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)
# She wouldn't be able to
keep her hands off Cushing. who could?
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)
# It's the receding hairline
a chick magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# and the power that a Grand Moff weilds!!
who could resist?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# And his
foul stench. I'd recognise it anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Hurray!
This bodes well.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# its when its finished receding your screwed! :)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# it's what I hope for
every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Ah I should have plenty of years before that happens.
I'd best do, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Anyone not necrophilic?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# And who isn't a little bit necrophilic
in this day and age?
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I had a neightbour once who wasn't


weird fellow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# hehe
'ningles all. i feel cocking awful today. hows everyone?

edit: i like your sig :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Well, if you weren't horribly hungover I'd be disappointed.
I'm doing alright thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# i feel like a pig shat on my brain to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# That's how all the best nights out end.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# and a lot of the bad
and average ones too
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# ok,
but the cold i had keeps regrouping in my nose or throat!
*coughs*
*sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# :( thats not so good
i find cayenne pepper is really good for clearing blocked heads. not sure why but it seems to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# hmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# only works with cranial heads
/dick joke blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
#
-ing awful

I'm tired but happy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# But he's dead!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Have you never
watched a Hammer Horror film?
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Probably not!!
Does he not die in them?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# It's more likely
he's undead.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Actually, that's what I meant!!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# You really
like exclamation marks don't you.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Do I?
Not really noticed until now.
Now I have a typing complex.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# yeah!
save some for me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# good grief.......
www.starnow.co.uk/Magazines-newspapers/computer_games_life_of_crime_stories_wanted.htm Make up some lies, sell them to the newspapers and create a new "computer games are evil" scare in the UK.
What's the betting this is The Daily Mail?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# i stole money from my mum to buy a computer game
do i win five pounds?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# you could win "hundreds of pounds"
Is that entire website a front so national press can ask obviously leading questions with no journalistic merit while protecting their "professional" image?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Me too
in 1985 I stole one pound from my mum's purse to buy Kane for the speccky 48k, then in 1989 I stole two pounds from her purse to but Kickstart two for my speccy +2. That's how computer games ruined my life.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# i once spent the day playing dynasty warriors and killed thousands of people.
theat when i started wondering if it could be done in real life....
thats when i became the world biggest mass murderer.
*holds hands out*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# here
I go again on my own... sing along!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# whoops!
=)
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I nearly failed my degree because I worked in a computer games bar
and practically never left the place.
then it folded, I did my third year in a month and passed, spent two years assembling electronics while jobhunting and ended up with a hard to get, rewarding absurdly badly paid job with a great deal of responsibility for other peoples' futures.

And I read b3ta at work.
Computer games made me do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# damn them all to hell!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)
# So did you apply?
'Chuckie Egg Turned Me into a Drooling, Maniacal Klepto, says Toast'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I like how the age range is 0-60
babies are ever so violent these days
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# someone find frankspencer!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Children of the bride of Frankenstein!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)