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# as L Ron Hubbard once said
'the easiest way to make a million dollars is to start a religion'
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)
# as Old Mother Hubbard once said
"Stop fucking me you bastard or at least wear a condom"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)
# T.J. Mediocre posted a link to a redex necklace, anybody got it handy?
por favor
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
#
www.iloveblocks.com/brl.html
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Thanks mate!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# as ever, my pleasure
i have a white tee shirt begging for that symbol to be ironed onto it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I dunno,
no amount of money is going to make up for having to spend your entire life surrounded by gibbering wham-bars like Tom Cruise.
(tomsk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm, Wham Bars
www.retrotuckshopsweetsdirect.co.uk/images/70307%20021.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# refresher bar for the win
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# This ^
I eat them all at halloween.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Blimey yes
Wham Bars are good too except the Irn Bru Wham bars. They are just wrong.
*gets all excited at sweetie talk*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# stewart lee once sent me a wham bar
then threatened to kill me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# What?
Explain please. Did you use the possessive apostrophe incorrectly?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# i said
www.b3ta.com/board/8242746
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# That is the most random sentence ever,
Elaborate?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# erm, i used to write to lee and herring when they were on radio 1
they sent me a refresher bar
and then stewart lee threatened to kill me if i ever called him fat again

you know, the usual
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Hahahaha.
Was that Fist of Fun or Lionel Nimrod?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# fist of fun
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# You win many many 90s comedian points.
I ate some of his bread he gave out in one of his fringe plays, but that's about it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# The bastard!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# *unlurks
Shows Flowerpot my sweetie

*re-lurks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# No no no
I import sweeties choccies biccies etc from the UK and am surrounded by them all day so that is not going to impress me.

I have the best job in the world sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# God they were great.
Like speed for nine-year-olds.
(tomsk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# god knows how many I ate
I'd have Highland Toffee bars in equal measures as Downers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Also brilliant.
Burn nicely in a Bunsen flame too as I recall, and make the lab smell of caramel. Bit disgusting in direct combination with Wham Bars though.

My teeth are furring up just reading this.
(tomsk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Ive never had one of those toffee bars.
They look all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Woot.
I bought a Vimto bar yesterday. It made me all cheery inside :)

I also had a Toffee Crisp for the first time in years :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Ooh yes. Vimto bars are good
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# starbars ftw!
or old school curlywhirlys. (The really big fuck off ones)
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# starbars are without doubt the best chewy bar on the planet
beaten only in confectionary terms by the glorious twirl for maximum compressed chocolate goodness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# That's a great link
I am rummaging around on the site looking for sweeties I don't stock and have already seen a few.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# he also said:
"It's my submarine and I say no pants allowed"
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