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# hypnosis religion advertising

don't mind me, just a quiet obsession of mine
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# as L Ron Hubbard once said
"the easiest way to make a million dollars is to start a religion"
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# as Old Mother Hubbard once said
"Stop fucking me you bastard or at least wear a condom"
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# T.J. Mediocre posted a link to a redex necklace, anybody got it handy?
por favor
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#
www.iloveblocks.com/brl.html
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# Thanks mate!
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# as ever, my pleasure
i have a white tee shirt begging for that symbol to be ironed onto it
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# I dunno,
no amount of money is going to make up for having to spend your entire life surrounded by gibbering wham-bars like Tom Cruise.
(tomsk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm, Wham Bars
www.retrotuckshopsweetsdirect.co.uk/images/70307%20021.jpg
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# refresher bar for the win
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# This ^
I eat them all at halloween.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Blimey yes
Wham Bars are good too except the Irn Bru Wham bars. They are just wrong.
*gets all excited at sweetie talk*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# stewart lee once sent me a wham bar
then threatened to kill me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# What?
Explain please. Did you use the possessive apostrophe incorrectly?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# i said
www.b3ta.com/board/8242746
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# That is the most random sentence ever,
Elaborate?
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# erm, i used to write to lee and herring when they were on radio 1
they sent me a refresher bar
and then stewart lee threatened to kill me if i ever called him fat again

you know, the usual
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Hahahaha.
Was that Fist of Fun or Lionel Nimrod?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# fist of fun
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# You win many many 90s comedian points.
I ate some of his bread he gave out in one of his fringe plays, but that's about it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# The bastard!
*shakes fist*
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# *unlurks
Shows Flowerpot my sweetie

*re-lurks
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# No no no
I import sweeties choccies biccies etc from the UK and am surrounded by them all day so that is not going to impress me.

I have the best job in the world sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# God they were great.
Like speed for nine-year-olds.
(tomsk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# god knows how many I ate
I'd have Highland Toffee bars in equal measures as Downers
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# Also brilliant.
Burn nicely in a Bunsen flame too as I recall, and make the lab smell of caramel. Bit disgusting in direct combination with Wham Bars though.

My teeth are furring up just reading this.
(tomsk, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Ive never had one of those toffee bars.
They look all wrong.
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# Woot.
I bought a Vimto bar yesterday. It made me all cheery inside :)

I also had a Toffee Crisp for the first time in years :)
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# Ooh yes. Vimto bars are good
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# starbars ftw!
or old school curlywhirlys. (The really big fuck off ones)
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# starbars are without doubt the best chewy bar on the planet
beaten only in confectionary terms by the glorious twirl for maximum compressed chocolate goodness
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# That's a great link
I am rummaging around on the site looking for sweeties I don't stock and have already seen a few.
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# he also said:
"It's my submarine and I say no pants allowed"
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# my cat's name is mittens
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# I bent my wookie
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# Hi, Supernintendo Chalmers
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# hahahah
best line ever
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# I'm learnding!

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# I'm Idaho!
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# me fail english? that's unpossible!
etc
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# Hi Lisa! We're going to be in a pie!
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# I ate my crayon
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# no problem here. do carry on with this sort of thing
though also
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# hahahahahaha!
*click*
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# I want one!
Actually I still need to buy mictoboy's "Que?" tee. Will you make me one and give it to me at a loss?
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# *glee*
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# hahahaha!
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# Hahahaha
If ever there was a T Shirt so apt for me this is it.
Any chance of that being printed?
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# hadn't thought about it
anyone's welcome to print/sell their own. i won't sue
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# ALLE GEGEN ALLE!
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# i don't understand graphs that don't have columns
i haven't a clue what this means.
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# it's a flow chart, not a graph
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# whats the difference between a chart and a graph?
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# it's
a systems diagram, showing feedback relationships, positive (increasing) and negative (balancing)
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# no i understood your post, i just dont know the difference between a graph and a diagram
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# that's all well and good
but what the hell are you on about, and should i sell or buy?
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# it's
an hypnotic induction, and i've related it to practices in religion and advertising
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# i don't understand flow charts that don't have columns either
it's all a bit corporate for me.
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# Advertising, religion, hypnosis
all of which can be used for evil!
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# conceptual meatiness
excellent.

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