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# Yey... It has finally arrived!


BRING IT ON!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:19, archived)
# It was last wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:20, archived)
# silly gronkpan
That was Winkle Wednesday!
EDIT: FFS! My WoW server has now been offline for about 20 hours!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:26, archived)
# STOP PLAYING WOW
THAT SHIT'LL KILL YA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I'm not playing WoW. That's the problem!
Oh and it's the on on the left in the middle. The one that says 'Caps Lock'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)
# ? This ¬
www.b3ta.com/board/8249192

EDIT: Sorry board... I got the wrong month...

SPANGS MYSELF

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:28, archived)
# You're whelkcome
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Silly Mr Bloke
You got me all confused.
I thought I slept a long time and missed a few months.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:46, archived)
# You did!
this is the future talking to you through the electronic internets!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:47, archived)
# yay
that's my birthday, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)
# You were born?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:06, archived)
# TOAW Lol!
I love whelks! Best of all sea snails!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:21, archived)
# I was always more a cockles man, meself
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:31, archived)
# I would like to subscribe to your oceancock newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:46, archived)
# with build-your-own mollusc fanny in 12 parts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Part one only £1.99
subsequent issues £14.99
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:58, archived)
# It's how the west was won
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Do you have the special sea horses editon from
D'agostini please? Id like eleventy seven for my collection
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)
# those CDCs have far too much detail on them
i can see viens!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Veins are a hint of a truly classy CDC
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Classy Drawn Cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)
# I'm sure I made some whelk pictures
but maybe I just imagined it

Maybe I can satisfy you with this fine link: totl.net/Whelks/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:39, archived)
# come on now
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/13551

don't get too excited

although I for one have had many anticipatory whelk wanks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:45, archived)
# 'Whanks'.
Surely?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Hope you don't mind a slight TJ...
I saw these last night during the weekly shop.

Couldn't resist posting them. Sorry for the lack of shopping, but I thought someone might enjoy them...

1. Teh Fear! For the iPod! On sale in ASDA!


2. After Barbecue Log. Now, I don't know about you, but I never thought of selling MY after barbecue logs to the unsuspecting public.

It's a shame, really. I have some mighty after barbecue logs. Normaly at 2am.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:47, archived)
# hahaha
christ, I thought it said 'Bryan May'

I bet he does a massive coiler afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Hahaha
http://www.BryanMaysAfterDinnerTurds.com
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Someone looking to register a nice domain name should take this

I'm having too many as it is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:59, archived)
# seams!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Call me an old duffer if you want
but WHAT THE FUCK is theis for?



I thought that an iPod was a device for listening to music,. rather like those quaint old walkman thingies.

I didn't realise they had to be pimped to fuck with plastic tat?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:49, archived)
# I thought the iPod was a device for emptying kids pockets of money
When they could by something just as good (better even?) for half the cash from a firm with a smaller advertising budget.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Archos FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Well, I want one!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:54, archived)
# teh FEAR!!!
runs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Those are some good finds
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Well give me a Mexican Hot pizza
And I can do the one behind the after barbecue log!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Robo-fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)
# No, whelk day is on 9/11
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)