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# The conversation below gave me the idea for some sort of experiment
You have one minutes to draw something in Paint/Photoshop/Whatever. Show off your artistic flair in less than sixty seconds.

Here's my attempt:

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I made this in about fifty seconds a few months back.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Excellent
To be honest, most of Amerigo and Chimley is made in under a minute.
(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Ha! I'm gonna try a 280x500px image in less than a minute.
Starting..... now.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Done.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
#
b3ta.com board
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# You have no scientific evidence to prove such things.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Do!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
# There!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# on the stair?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# No, not there!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
#
skitched-20080416-001426.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I read that as "Shit I'm 60 :("
(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Here you go
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)
# HE GONNA FALL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# sixty seconds!
that's barely a minute!

edit: ok, here you go, I used my phone to time exactly 1 minute, no more, no less



:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Nice :D
(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# no idea what the hell it is
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# dukbilledfootiplus
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# yes, those words you said
it's them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# YAY
can I keep it?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# remember you'll have to feed it
I have no idea what to, though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# geese!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# yeah
then the geese will get big and fat

and won't be able to fit in drainpipes properly

good call!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# i think it might kill someone :C
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# only if it turns its head suddenly in a crowd
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Something was there


...but it was gone in 60 seconds (ducks)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# :D
it's a post-it note!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# this screams anger
a screaming angry furious wank of the apocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# WANKPOCALYPSE
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Extreme.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# i drawd an kittin.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
# ALRIIIIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Hello
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# hello faggot
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)
# D:
Here is a shark with knees.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)
# CRIKEY
(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Calm down
Now is the time to post your sexy bunny (or was it a cat?) nurse!
(buzzmong procrastinating since 1987, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# BUZZMONG YOU DON'T POST ON HERE
GET OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)
# He's nuts.
Unlike these guys.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# haha why did you scribble out that exclamation mark?
was it too loud?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I don't know.
Biscuit?
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)
# hahaha that looks like it could be a horror movie
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I tire.
Is it just me or is this place going to the dogs?
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)
# B3TA IS DEAD.
LONG LIVE B3TA.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)
# :{o
(buzzmong procrastinating since 1987, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# YES
(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# can anyone please tell me why my text has become italicised on photoshop despite not being set on italics?
I'm very confused.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Science.
Science and bees.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# i finally found out why
it was sneakily set to "faux italics" though I've no idea why. dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Have this one too.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Nuvver 1
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# and HOW!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# With your mouthing.
Actually, I love McDonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Me too.
It tastes NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Karl Pilkington?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# E.T
(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
# was the question
will you hang mark speight?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I failed :/
I started the 60 seconds when I was in imageready, with the tool I wanted to use set up, and a new clean file opened.

And even though I rushed, and the end result is fucking awful I was almost at 1 minute 30 seconds before I got even this shitness done :/

I didn't count the time it took to save the file, make this post and upload it.

(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# ehre
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
#
(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
oh god
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Tiny rape?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# porta rape
rape lite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Ok


But with flash not photoshop.

Edit: Oh noes! Balloon continuity errors!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I refuse to believe that was sixty seconds.
(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# So do I.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# IN THAT CASE, I BELIEVE YOU
:o
(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I USED ALL THE GEL TO MAKE THIS.
NOW WHAT CAN I DO?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# me too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# haha
i love the word HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR

but not as much as HURF DURF
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# HuuuuUUUrRRRrurURUrUrRRRrr!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# 1 min 27 secs OK

RPS
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
Eeeeeeeeeeew.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# hahaha
nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I like Flycat
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# flycat is flying cat
and a cat that can fly

fly-cat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# ok
www.b3tards.com/u/80d9c347334efe39e4c4/wooyay.gif
with embelishment
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# then
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# argh!
just fucking POP THEM, asshole
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Hiya 'board! Please excuse my noobie ignorance,
but how do you upload a 'pic-that-isn't-a-new-thread-pi'? I need that explaining to me. Can anyone oblige me please? Thanx.
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:34, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com
(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# www.b3tards.com
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# well, when it does the preview, you can copy the HTML and go back to the board without posting.
 
then paste it into your reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:37, archived)
# IF you can do it in a new thread
then do that, copy the code and then go 'back' and paste it into a reply.

Otherwise:

<img src="##Put your image file here, for example http://www.bananas.com/gay-pic.gif##" title="Manley rocks" alt="Manley rocks" />
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
#
or www.b3ta.com/board/write.php
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Thanks guys, am gonna try it with


one of my new breed of non-NSFW leg-people (from Legland. Of course!)
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)
# YAYS! My first 'non-new-thread-pic'
~I have a B3tards a/c but only got a couple of pics in there so far. Thanks again anyway!
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# LOLNUDES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)
# one minute disco
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)
# one minute crap blue wizard
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)
# one minute hug
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# one minute giger

*collapses"
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)
# well i like these and most of the posts in this thread.
but no one else seems to, kallus :C
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I don't mind
it was fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)
# hate drawing with mouse hand though
it hurts my brain drawing backwards
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# you need more hands.
that way you won't lose your drawing hand and have to use a mouse hand you had lying around to compensate.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I should buy a decent tablet really
/left handed blog
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)
# one minute snailman

I've stopped now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)