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# What a fucking awful compo.
Really fucking shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# it could be worse
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)
# The Emperor's Clothes of music
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# all you need is aspartame
aspartame road
everybody's got something to hide cept for me and my aspartame
aspartame's silver hammer
aspartame onion
dig a aspartame
let it aspartame
mean mr aspartame
she loves aspartame yeh yeh yeh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Is it aspartame that makes all sweetener taste of bleach?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# aspartame makes bleach taste like sweetner if you add enough
yum
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Devil man, devil man trying to kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# That's sodium hypochlorite
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# probably
tasty thing isnt it!
(sludgebucket, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)
# the worst is lo-salt
makes all your food taste like stomach acid
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I've never tried it.
I don't really do salt, unless I have an eggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Yeah. I only ever put salt on egg. I'm not even sure why I do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Tastes less like diluted fart, then.
I like eggs, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# what about vegetables?
potatoes especially. and pasta?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Nope. Only pepper. Lots and lots of pepper.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# This.
Or garlic pepper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# i'm a big fan of both
and pepperocinio
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# i have a blood pressure of around 160psi
i have very little sense of smell so i have to salt the fuck out of food to be able to taste it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Is that good or bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# oh very very bad
160psi is the same pressure as is used in pressure washing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Fuuuuucking hell.
So basically, don't pierce you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)
# not ever again...
/got a nipple piercing torn throughby a psychotic rugby player
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Aaaaaaahahahahahaha. Ahhhh.
I used to have both pierced, long ago. I got one caught on...well, that's not important, but I almost lost one. BASTARD FUCKING HELL that hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# yup... the hurt a lot
the next most painful experience in my life was getting it pierced
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Also, yes.
There are worse ones though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# worst was?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Not one you could ever have.
That's all you need to know. And my bloody word, I'm very glad I was stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I had possibly one of the worser ones yesterday.
The part where the alien bursts through the rib cage in Alien, like that but with your anus.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Not technically a piercing.
Unless you were lacking in an anus before.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I thought we were just talking about painful experiences in general.
Hadn't had a shit for three weeks, had to take fairly drastic measures. One step away from drinking mercury and trying to force it out under sheer weight.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Right, time for a lesson in futility, assembled congregation.


Jeru, go to the doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)
# NEVER!
Also I don't think it was anything dietary, I believe it may have been some form of anal fissure or tear which was stopping dilation.

A doctor no doubt would have just prescribed a laxative which would have then made me prolapse my entire large intestine out of my arsehole.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Noo they do an endoscopy
and then I can't remember. My mum had some kind of intestinal tear thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Well if you go up to them and say you've ripped your anus then they probably would.
But I'm fairly sure I had an almost identical thing about 4 years ago, I think it comes from trying to release about a weeks worth of food in one go, and I just got prescribed a fibre drink.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I'm worried.
Not that you give a shit, but I am.



Whoops, pun totally not intended.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I should be alright now, I think, at least for the time being if not.
There was literally a Hidenburg sized occurance, and that's saying alot seeing as my stools are always fairly large, but it was using a process I don't like using for various various reasons.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Unless you really need to get some grime off something
and don't mind the bloodstains.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:28, archived)
# As long as it was a grimy red something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# If only I could say what I was going to say.
But I think it's a bit too far.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Oh come on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:33, archived)
# 160PSI FUCKING BLIMEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)
# (this may be hyberbole for comic effect)
its still very high though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Are there any sweeteners that aren't cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Cock's better than sweeteners.
Various forms of rape are better than sweeteners.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Apparently I should cut down on refined sugar
But I've never had anything other than refined sugar that doesn't leave a chemical smear on top of my cuppa, and make it taste like shite. Other than honey, and vanilla syrup... both of which are too overpowering.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I use that light sugar stuff.
Lilac and white packet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I've tried that.
It's lighter in weight than normal sugar. It's not that bad really, from memory. I guess that's the best there is.

Can't they kill endangered animals or something to make something better. I'd put babbie stem cells in my tea if it tasted good.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# What we need is some real life pope tears.
But not this pope. This pope is bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I'm actually not that annoyed with the image challenge
More annoyed with the result. Bheggars stealing it in injury time. "Next goals the winner"

Anyway, league is still ours. WATP. And I'm far too drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# yes
I'm still raging, because i thought we'd sneaked it. Bit disappointed at the lot of them getting involved at the end like that. Bunch of fannies. I turned the game off right on the final whistle, so i missed it all, but just saw some of it and I'm still not sure why weir and caldwell got red cards... wasn't that bad. there were a few punches thrown elsewhere that will likely result in some retrospective reds. So, basically, we could be fucked for the next few games.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)
#
They showed a bit of the fracas after the highlights on Setanta. I'd gone right out for a smoke on the final whistle, and it had cut for adverts anyway. It seemed as if it started with McManus and Bazza, and after that everybody jumped in. I had thought a few times in the game their lot were going to get red carded, they were losing the plot.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)
# mcmanus punched ferguson, not sure what ferguson did, but i think he may have spat at mcmanus
caldwell seemed to try to punch weir, while weir had him round the throat. novo and mcgeady apparently had a tussle, while mcdonald wanted to fight anyone. that's all i could glean from the shit youtube video posted by some excited scumtic fan.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Link?
Or I should probably go and sleep it off. I'll hear it all at work tomorrow. All the septic fans that haven't been septic fans until they win will no doubt be all around me tomorrow rubbing it in. But fuckem, they're willing nothing this season, they hate their manager, and their players are shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:29, archived)
# it seems to be mostly a bit powderpuff
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HvfX9Rs_Sc
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:36, archived)
# they could have at least made an addendum
"Absolutely No Usage of Abbey Road."
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I made a picture tonight
but I'm not posting it until the torrent of excrement which is the Fab Four has subsided.
I loathe the fucking Beatles.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)
# i made the funniest picture evar
but i'm not going to post it now because of this compo.
every one of us loses.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)