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[challenge entry] 'He loves you, yeah yeah yeah'

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(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha nicely done :)
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# ^those
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# *them*
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# and that >
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# also the other v
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# ............That ^
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# ^..what?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# v I agree with that.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# o rly
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# OH SHIT, PARADOX.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooo
aaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyylllllllllllljjjjjjjjsssssssssssssssskchxxxxxxxx
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# ^ exactly
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# v WHAT HE SAID.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I see what you did there...
You changed the "she" to a "he". Very good :)

Now make them do YMCA!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# lol gay
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Good morning petal.
I am coming to you LIVE from my new laptop.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Hey!
You got it working!

What was the problem and who is owed a big hug?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I have no idea
and the laddy, bless him. It also sorted out the PS3's problem with the wireless so he's feling very proud of himself. So proud he appears to want to have a celebratory meal made out of me. I'm on my day off, and I woke up about half an hour ago to be confronted by the Hottest Flat in the Universe. 24 degrees, that's what temperature he thinks it should be in here. Twenty bloody four.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# ..o..ok mister
*takes off socks, cries
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Good good. The quicker you do this, the quicker it'll all be over.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# pp ppp pplease
i....want... to go...hooooooome

waaaa ha haaaaa a a
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *smothers self in it
lovely, now i am soft, you are a nice sexual predator after all.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# He wants you to walk about naked, obviously.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I don't know why, he's at work.
I've opened the patio doors and taken my cardi off (steady).
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Woo Woo
next you'll be removing those support stockings
Phwaor
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ah well done
yes
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I did nothing.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# *glares at you for not adding me to your ps3 friends list*


:)
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I haven't touched it.
We only found this out at about midnight last night. Sorry man.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# no probs :)x
11 days till GTA :D
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# wifi workin then
i trust it was my advice to turn it off and on again
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hahah
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Your pretty face inspired us.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# *blushes
*hides behind hair which is down because it's Friday
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Mans should always have their long hairs not up.
Yes.

Now all you need to do is grab some cut off camo trousers, a sleeveless pantera t shirt and a bass. Now headbang.


Aaaaaahhhh, delightful.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# UGH. PANTERA. UGH.
*purposely ties up hair*
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# You're a fucking mental.
I'm naming my first born son after their dead guitarist.

The silly thing is that I am in no way joking.


No, not calling him Dimebag. Or Darrell. He shall be called Abbott.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# are you talking to me!?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)
# lyric sillypants!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# *CUE SONG!*
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# You've teased me in exactly this way before
I'm sure of it.


Abbot David, if anyone's interested.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Dimebag = Exceptionally overrated.
Pantera = Used to like them, but can't be fucked with them anymore.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Captain Wow = Lord and Master of her own opinion.
Ta.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Captain Wow = On Ignore.
That's OK.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# They produced some great music.
No need to get snooty about them just because they got popular.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I liked them during the height of their popularity.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I've never got into camo trousers.
They seemed to be all the rage at Down the other day.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# have cammo shirt
cannot get trousers incase i accidentally wear both at the same tiem and people think i am playin' armies
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Yeah, that's pretty much why I've never got any.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I tried to buy some camo trousers
Went to the shops
They had fcuking hundreds and all lookied shite
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I went to buy some camo trousers the other day
But couldn't find any

*badumtish*
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# oooh
You stole my punchline
Give it back at once
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Because all Down fans dress like Phil Anselmo in the late 90s.
I know this as I own one. I'd dress like that were I a boy.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I didn't, I just wore jeans and a t-shirt.
Incidentally, Phil Anselmo has grown his hair long now, presumably to try and fit in.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I'd fancy him again
but he was such a prick around the tera split etc, nd then backtracking when Dime died and...yes. Vinnie Paul and I are going to beat him up. Then he can go about his business.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Yeah, he has been a bit of a twat.
He was less ranty than usual though, maybe he's improving.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I think we both know he'll always be a prime cunt.
But then a lot of good musicians are.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# That's true.
I'm willing to put up with it, because the gig was awesome.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I'll bet, I'm dead jealous.
So there's going to be a new album then?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it was just a late tour for Over the Under,
but they all seemed happy enough, I think they're planning to stay together a while.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I want to go to Vinnie Paul's titty bar.
It's one of my ambitions.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# i don't wanna
see his titties
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I do.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I've got a titty ring
Does that count?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# explain...
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# bass, with these pretty digits
no thanks M'am, they're for big meaty paws

:-P
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# BOLLOCKS.
*cries* I have tiny little hands.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# men like girls with small hands
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# PROSTATEMASSAGE :-D
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Cries at thought of next medical
due now
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# You get prostate massages at your medical examinations?
NHS hasn't half changed since 1993
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# service with a smmmmiiiiiiiiillee
oh yeah!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I don't know if he was smiling
But I wasn't
and then when they inflate that thingy..
stop it stop it stop it
pass the mind bleach
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Inflate what thingy??
Never heard of that..

Maybe it's just his penis becoming tumescent?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Bokes
Do you really want me to go into detail?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I've heard detail you wouldn't believe
But never about that inflating thing
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# *offers a chunky purple plectrum
big stubby m'am?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# HAhaha I've got millions of the fuckers
Still hate using them, I'm a two fingers sort of girl.



:D
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Aw.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# You have tiny hands?
hmmmm....
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# ?
edit: OI DIXY.

What you mean, gringo?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# think he's after a little internal exploration,
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Sweetie, I wish.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# well
play yr cards right and who knows
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Several bevvies and a tube of KY and anything could happen at Riverghost's
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)
# yay
bumpunchjoy
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# *gasps*
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I mustn't get too drunk.
I want to remember all of this one.

Actually I'm only going to get properly drunk if you do as well.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Sorry
Being strangely vague :)
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# afternoon
you missed nudity
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# BUMBUMBUM
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Whose was it?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# mine, silly :D
10K this morning
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Leeeenk?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# *can't decide which one*
:D
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# hopefully the fake one, for my sake :D
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Hmm
One always lies and the other always tells the truth?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# they're both lying little cuntrags
who are full of shit
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)
# BOTTOM!
Heeeeeey well done love!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# thank you
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# twas bottom nudity twas it twnot?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# fnar!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Nicely done.
Woo
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# D:
I just saw a Black Francis/Pixies post down the board. Which is really weird because earlier today I bough Black Francis' new CD and I've had the Pixies on ever since.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I'm going to listen to Battles, again.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I'll join you in a sec. I'll queue it up after Pixies. But I wanna put on my new Winnebago Deal 7"s first.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# they
look quite hot!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
class, *clicks*
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)