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# Thanks CNN


I don't even own photoshop...
(Eleleth, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# THAT. IS. ACE.
Mental physics FTW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
nice first post.

Did you use MSPaint, tool of the gifted, or what?

P.s. pull up a kitten and shop a sharkbridgehelicopter, you'll never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# no no
It's real.
(Eleleth, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I don't think you understand what this site is about.
I know I don't.
'NING board!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Good 'ning Mr. Clownfish!
how is Wednesday working for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Fuck, is it Wednesday?
*fears the deadline*
Easy on THE GEL Sir Doom.
Must do work now :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Deadline? Do work?
In that case forget I said Wednesday... how's... umm... last Thursday working for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Ah, last Thursday...
*nostalges*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# *looks at calendar*
hmm, could have sworn it was wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# tuesday was so bad yesterday
that it spilled over
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)
# and that was just the regulars...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
#
hahah brilliant stuff

edit: It appears that you did not take this photo as I previously thought.

images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLJ,GGLJ:2006-47,GGLJ:en&q=cnn%20speed%20light&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

Click on the "L" next to your name and read the FAQ before you get a dry bumming you will never forget
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *sick a little in mouth*
pleated tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# It's from a Kenneth Williams anecdote
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# it's conjuring up hideous mental images
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Some woman was playing a concertina and her dress kept gathering at the front in folds with the movement of the bellows
Someone commented "you've got pleated tits, Maude"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
*boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# sorry
Yeah, the L means I'm new. I thought posting funny things I found on the internet was ok. I'll refrain from doing so in future.
(Eleleth, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Yes please
You'll find that most "funny things you find on teh internets" were made here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# this makes me feel so proud of us
*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# have a go at this
svamp.eu/game/

created by cr3
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# yay!
I've missed text adventure games :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# common mistake o new person
this is where they make the funny things you see on the internet.

you don't need photoshop. Paint.net or The Gimp would do fine...

(broccoli holocaust, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# you naughty person
but well done for posting and not buggering off afterward
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Aye, I'll give him that
I never understand the mindset of people who post, and sit there like chimpanzee astronauts staring that the board's replies unfolding, pressing buttons and pulling levers with absolutely no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:00, archived)
# we've only met the once
yet your insight into my character is frightening
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Wow, I've not seen that ...
...this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Erm, are we to believe that this is neither an amusing original observation
or hilarious photoshop?

If so, I have an "oh dear, read the fucking FAQ" ready....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)
# edit: oh, dix'ies got one edited in above too. *waves at the mad bonemuncher*
www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%2218+times+the+speed+of+light%22&meta=
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# yooohoooooooo
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# splendid.
and welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# ZOMG! Quick! tell the internets!
I suggest, maybe a blog
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# hahhahhaa
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# you're welcome?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Well, I hadn't seen it before and it made me laff,
however folks are quite right, this isn't what b3ta is meant to be about,

so I'm afraid you get my noobkick: which should give you a giggle, and once your balls have come back down, feel free to try again! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I don't want to know where you got the original picture from
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)