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# :D

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Draw vampire bunnies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Yes please!
Or a cat sitting in a chair looking evil while stroking a little Blofeld
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *titters*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Ha ha
^These. Both of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# mrs bond, i wasn't expecting this
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Please draw
Top Gear Dog
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# freakshow!

how the west was won!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# ^this is glorious technicolour!
more freakshow!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Assassins Creed...WITH TITS
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# ooh ooh ooh
draw helga destroying rush-hour traffic

attack of the 50FT helga
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Or
A Giant man eating Popadom !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Tee Hee
LMAO
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# i shall request the Nurse Sally colour,
followed by a request for something like a parrot. in fact, a parrot would be nice. i still suggest you do the first one though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Dinosaurs jousting.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# a mouse eating an eagle
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# scarlet on a scooter
one of the ones with LOADS of mirrors
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# will the mods allow it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# i'd think so
the rockers might be a bit pissed off though
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# a mod scooter
ashally
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I know
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# i know you know
thats how i knew
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# What you did last summer
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# SEXY WALRUS BARRY WHITE TYPE CHAP
please. Crooning into a seaweed covered microphone, pointing at a bashful lady walrus with his flipper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# But of course.
*hug* hello meester! Be proud of me, I spoke halfway-not-awful German yesterday. Well, typed. And understood some!

All is not lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# hello
I'm wearing a tie today.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Excellent work, bet you look like a big sexy business man.
I'm wearing a belt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# MY WURK IZ SERIUS BIZNIS
What kind of belt is it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# AYE AYE COMMODORE
*salutes*

Wooly belt. Came with the jumper (mid thigh length dove grey cashmere tuniccy jumper, since you [didn't] ask)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# mm cashmere
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# It'll be coming to the meet.
I shall give you big cuddles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# \o/
Haven't decided what i shall wear yet. It's an important decision.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# *tickles*
Are you costuming?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Nope, just being me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# ^ this
with a manatee backing band
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *claps ecstatically* oh my goodness yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# lunch time in the busy world of Captain Wow?
*enhuggulates*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Thank fuck, I'm starved.
Nomnomnomnom


*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# A millenium barndance hosted by Jet from Gladiators
on the verge of turning into a rave.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Hmmmm
Idwa for Gladiator Challenge John Goodman Vs the guy who plays Norm from Cheers in an Eat off.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# A policeman having fisticuffs
with a large slice of sentient cheese
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# It puts the cream crackers on its skin
or it gets the hose again.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Original Gladiators Wolf and Shadow
have drunkenly stumbled into the studio where the all new show is being filmed. The pair have been wandering the streets since losing their jobs, fucked up on white lightning and crack, leotards dirty and torn, their "little gladiators" hanging free.

On sight of Kirsty Gallagher (if that's who the new presenter is), both become enraged, the old adrenaline coming back and flowing hard, the rage leads to arousal and soon both old stalwarts are going at [insert name of male presenter]'s with their filthy, disease-ridden pugil sticks (if that's what the giant cotton buds were called).

*note to self: do more research*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# No sane
In fact neither sane nor insane people would shag Ian Wright.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I sense dread..
On dry land, most organisms are confined to the surface, or at most to altitudes of a hundred meters-the height of the tallest trees, in the oceans, though, available living space has both verticle and horizontal dimensions. With an average depth of 3800 meters, the oceans offer 99% of the space where life can develop on earth.

The deep sea, which has been immersed in total darkness since the dawn of time, occupies 85% of this space.

Some ghastly, hideousness from this utter darkness, with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Educational AND erotic
What more can you ask for?
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Dear mister Jahled
Why don't tuna have tits?

Yours sincerely

Little Annie Wow (6 and three quarters)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Because they are fish and not mammals.
Yours condescendingly
Jeru
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Don't intercept mail, it's naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# paraplegic waffles
kidneyfest 08

Silence of the Spams

Little Bo peep on a killing spree after the DEFRA have her flock slaughtered due to a contiminant in their food source
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# An mad victorian scientist building a mechacat
out of old steam pipes and copper plating?

(It can only say Yiff as a given)
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Sexy nerd girl please
Doing something innocently sexy, possibly involving maths, or computers
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)