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[challenge entry] I should be working. What should you lot be doing but arent?

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(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I should be either revising, or making lunch.
I'm doing neither, but my stomach will soon force my hand.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Lunch is braw,
revision is not braw.

It is clear what you must do.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Yes it is.
I'll cook some of my notes.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Getting hungry
so I'll second that.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)
# yaay! :)


(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# thats amazing
i;m having my attempts at sleeping interrupted by people having sex. she's a big screamer. like, so much she sound like reaches being raped
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Have you tried screaming back?
works 5/10 times...
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Especially if you put your mouth right up against the wall, start moaning.
And then shouting 'Louder, louder'.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# And shout,
"Come on Dave, hearing that couple next door is really making me hot"
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# "I DIDN'T THINK IT WENT IN.... OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!"
Their passion will soon be killed like a lacewing beneath the iron boot of filth.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# What a beautiful metaphor
for something so sordid.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I should really turn my literary skills on in the QOTW sometime...
just... not the Kids one...
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Haha.
I await it like an anxious person awaiting something which they look forward to.

/needs work.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# *clicks*
I find clumsiness of language equally appealing... :)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# haha
shout at them not to stop as you are nearly there.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# you want a screaming competition quahog? oh its on
aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm winning! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

i might try that next time. at the moment i'm too tired to move owt but a finger
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# :(
People are shit.

You should try the XKCD method.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Not having a punchline?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# wassat?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# A concave reflecting dish and a loud woman of your own.
I will dig you out a link to the comic.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# here
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# thats ace :)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I found that
vomiting loudly against their door stops 99% of sexing noises...
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I should be clearing out the house to make room for baby things
But nakedness is much more fun
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Please stop.
There's someone in the office loo and I'll burst if you keep this up...
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# What, talking about me wandering around the house naked?
Don't worry, I have to go out in a bit.

May not bother to put on underwear first though....
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# *fizzes*
*combusts*
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# quite a lot of things
mostly unmentionable.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I don't think I could ever get bored of Portal references.
I'm supposed to be returning two games to Blockbuster which I rented for free but now have combined fines of £20 :(
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Should be on b3ta.
But have to do stone shifting.
I only wish it was the alcoholic type of Stones.

laters, y'all
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Bye!
Stone shifting does not sound fun.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# i should be having lunch
and infact that's what i am doing.

BBQ chicken and cheese in a mediteranian wrap.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Mexican Chickan Oval bite ftw!!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Pah.
New Orleans Chicken Soft Bite and a bottle of Ribena FTW!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I think I will plan a BBQ for later on today.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# i am off to spain on saturday, where i plan to BBQ lots of meat in the sunshine
while drinking beer.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# You lucky holidaying types.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I had a motherfucking iceland £1 for 6 sausage roll!
:/
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)
# this was a triumph
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# ^_^
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)
# \o/
Morning Meats!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)
# morning Lemons!
:D
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I should also be working but I'm not.
Huzzah! :D
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Working...
but I'm so fucked opff with the position I've found myself in today, that I don't give a stuff.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# That doesnt sound too good.
*manhugs*
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# aww... thankies
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)