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# I shoulda gone to see the Hulk......

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
# ooooh the scary wind...pffh!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)
# The acting was scarier.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)
# The Day after Tomorrow, with plants
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Vegetables I believe,
or as Hollywood would like to call them... The Wahlberg family.

and happy b3taday Prodge!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# hehe..ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# a whole half decade of b3ta
crikey
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)
# god I know :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# just think of all that lovely lost productivity
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I enjoyed Day After Tomorrow.
Naff but fun.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)
# yea but you know where I'm coming from
nature fights back..bla bla bla we're all doomed.

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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# That's the bugger that's responsible for me actually WANTING to see Happening
I saw it on a cable channel the other day and the ad breaks kept going on about Happening and showing clips from MNS talking about it.

Day after tomorrow was a reasonably good film, enjoyable, just a piss poor ending and unbearably ridiculous with the whole 'I'll survive things I'm telling everyone else you can't survive, just so I can go and 'get' my son who is no more or less safe with me there' thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I would have liked the film
But when I saw it I was on a plane which didn't have view on demand. So when I saw it I did so in about 4 different, non-cronological viewings.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ta.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Lady Vera?
She can tell your fortune by your farts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# the only fortune she'd be able to tell me is "You are about to asphixiate a fortune teller with your outlet"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# 'ning!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)
# heh thankies :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)
# there is some very unsafe parking in this image
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)
# OH NO THE TREES ARE KILLING US LET'S RUN AWAY TO THE FOREST
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# what's all this about?
I could look on imdb, but I have not the strength
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# trees are taking revenge on humanity
by making a poison gas that makes people commit suicide in comedically gruesome ways

somehow they also control the wind, which somehow directs the poison gas rather than disspating it into the atmosphere

people run away to the forest to escape the trees

A woman headbutts a bunch of windows

the trees stop killing

the end
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I have imdb'ed
it's not well receieved :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)
# hang on, did I read that right...
'people run away to the forest to escape the trees'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)
# it's ok, you can't see the forest
for all the trees

or the other way around

er, or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# No
They tried to drive out of the danger zone but got trapped midway, it's countryside/fields, so almost as bad but not done intentionally
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# ah, that makes more sense, ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)
# was it really that bad?
...I was kinda looking forward to it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Dude, it's M. Night Shaymalalan.
Thank fuck I didn't pay actual money to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# well...
sixth sense was a one-trick-pony, with a twist I saw a mile off, signs was one of the most flawed movies I've ever seen, the one where Bruce Willis is a superhero thing, was only good for the scene where his son pulls a gun on him, but Village was quite good. I figured MNS was on the way up.... :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# the only good bit in signs was the creepy mexican alien
and that wasn't that good. The Village was ok, and I did like Unbreakable, but thats probably because I'm a big superhero nerd.

I do love all the shots of waving trees in The Happening though...it's just a shame theres no "What a twist!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Unbreakable
was the shittiest waste of time I have ever subjected myself to. I wish I could have those two hours back.
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I've really enjoyed some of his movies
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)
# The ones with Bruce Willis are worth watching
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Maybe I'm a bit overcritical because I did pay money to see signs.
Maybe I'm not critical enough.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I paid money to see Signs
I'd happily kill not to see it again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I just don't understand how someone can give over millions of dollars to fund a movie like that.
FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# this made me
lol
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I'd be pretty angry if I'd paid to see that
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)
# pffft
yeah, i can't wait to NOT see this film.

Oh, a metaphor for American's being scared of fuck all, that'll be entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# As I said on /talk
I could've written a better film with no eyes, hands or brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Hahah, me and the missus watched that last night
I came out distinctly empty feeling

...it was pretty shite acting on the whole, made no great points of interest (except getting me reading about CCD), cleared nothing up and resembled Stephen King's 'Cell' in an alarming amount of details
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Yes mate,
I heard it was shite. They also said that sod all happens...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)
# *cut to menacing looking tree*


*cue wind*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
From the man who hasn't done a decent film for TEN YEARS
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)
# He wants to do a Charles Dickens trilogy
There's a lot of Great Expectations at the beginning and there's a Twist at the end...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# bad-um TISH!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)