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# i can't hummus at the moment for some reason, so i'm illustrating a lovely poem
part 1
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Fuck 'im...
...Robin was a cock anyway.

Woo to fly-in-boots!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Needs more cock, Robin...
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(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# amazingly i actually hadn't considered the inadvisability of posting a poem called "who killed cock robin?" on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# B- Tom is trying very hard, but sometimes misses the cock!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# i miss the cock
i may have to get some more.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# You can have mine
I'm not using it
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# length? girth? i need information!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# To the Bat-Mobil
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Like...
...a Playmobil batmobile?
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Whatever...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
# will a Bantam do?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Henman! Henman!
Does whatever a hen can.!

/to be sung at Tim Henman
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# "Does whatever a hen can"!
- Which is f*ck all, quite frankly
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)
# llama man, llama man, does whatever a llama can
he can bleat, he can trot, he's got everything that a llama's got, look out, here comes the llama man!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Christ Is it that time of year again!!!???
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# He must spend a fortune on shoes.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Whats that up my arse batman?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Cock, Robin,,,,,
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Holy bat butt plugs!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Holy rusty sheriffs badge batman...
..
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# holy unexpected HIV positive test result, Batman.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# holy celery bum whipping, Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# deirdre rachid
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# It's prononced Dideree
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# now i feel sad
this poem has always stunned me. It's about guilt and honesty, works on a lot of levels. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# it is great isn't it.
i really like the rhyme scheme as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Little boots!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)
# i'm very much liking fly's boots
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# you don't remember what the childrens cartoon was with the spider in do you?
i think he was boots in the intro sequence and the program was just scored with no words?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Boris the spider?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# It was just called Spider wasn't it
Always remember the one with the huge teddy bear!
or was it a Panda
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I don't know.
I was far too busy watching teenage mutant NINJA turtles and Thundercats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# A wise decision.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Spider was years after thundercats shirely
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider_%28TV_series%29
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# thats it.
thats what i was thinking of
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# damn, I remember that
EDIT: no, I'm thinking of something else. It was just called "spider", had lyrics to the music in the background, and he didnt have boots. Everything was on a white background too
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# yeah thats it i think actually. hand drawn with big teef?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# was about to post the link, but was beaten to it :D
www.b3ta.com/board/8481808
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# spider in the bath?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# there's an animated series of shorts called
"fly tales", the protagonist was a fly with aodrable red shoes who had frequently gleeful times.

I used to watch dozens of episodes late at night when I had insomnia at university.

Edit:
linked due to not being my server

Further edit:
Youtube makes me happy again! I love his little expression.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# i think that might be partof what i'm thinking of
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# did you see the one where he was in the dog?
he flew around inside the dog, then flew out of its arse at the end
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# yes, lots of times.
My favourite is a half-remembered one where he just met a bunch of different beetles who all seemed to have different languages, so they gave up communicating and had a party instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# with my little eye?
two big fuck off eyes with multiple divisions, whoever wrote that was WRONG

/pedant rant over, lithium prescribed
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# well compared to a robin flies have quite small eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Depends if the size is "compared to body" or "absolute, with a reference point being the human eye-size"
And a compound eye, despite being made of lots of cells, still counts as a single organ, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# only in so far as the neural connection
will cojoin signals at the level of the optic nerve prior to onward transmission to the magnocellular and parvocellur pathways*


*contain total lies, contents may settle

(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Ooooh
I thought he was wearing a gas mask!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# this is some trippy stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)