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# Based on actual events


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This is what it is like when i explain about friends i know well online.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Hahahaha true
:D

Edit: RIGHT my flatmates are annoying the shittingfuckpiss out of me with techno so I'm going to throw stuff at the sea.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Best throw the sea at your flatmates
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Awesome
Maybe you should skim thier CDs
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:38, archived)
#
You need RoomieVol
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)
# hahaha
I really do!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:33, archived)
# this is a problem for me
"you're going to london this weekend"
"yeah, just going to meet a few guys i know from the internet"
"you're going to get raped"
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Yes because apparently
Internet = Rape
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Of course not








... *rape*
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)
# We're all here, hoping this to be true.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:43, archived)
# I met my girlfriend online
and she hasn't raped me.



yet.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear that dude.

(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I keep taking the Rohypnol
but she wont take the hint :(
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)
# My mother always thinks this...
Always telling me about how everyone I know on the internet is probably a paedophile...
(Although I'm 18 next month, so then technically it won't be paedophillia)

The internet consists of 2 types of people. Paedophiles and me.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:43, archived)
# He's onto us,
get the fuck out of here everyone!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:44, archived)
# i met mr b3th on the interweb
at the time, i was quite happy with the outcome

EDIT: occasionally i still am...
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Yep.
Trying to explain a b3ta bash to a girl at work was hard.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:38, archived)
# try explaining a tog convention
people really think you're weird then.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:40, archived)
# They have meets about quilt weights?
Cool!
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Especially when you say your going to a bash
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:40, archived)
#
a .... one out
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Yes!
Meself & Reckless Rik concocted a ridiculous story involving stealing a flamingo from a casino in Budaphest to explain how we met...
everyone believed it :|
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:42, archived)
# You are Dylan Moran AICMFP
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Haha
there was a slight 'influence' ;)
but no volavaunts
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:50, archived)
# That's because it's clearly true
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Indeeds :)
nings etc.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)