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# Everyone's got secrets...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# yay
thats ace!! :D

TJ - a poem by Me....

Orgasm face

Sometimes when I'm bored I look around and see,
others who are probably bored just like me,
So I picture them nude,
I picture them fat,
I picture them lying dead on their backs,
but most of all if I'm honest you see,
I picture their faces contorted will glee,
Screaming with lust as orgasm hits,
Groaning and moaning with uncontrollable fits,
Shouts and pants with long drawn out breath,
Thanking God and Jesus with suddenly religion intent.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You sex case! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# :D
you know it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Lovely!
I also do this, and I've got bed in which I picture them, it's a big divan that I saw in a shop one.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# my bed is uncomfortable
and i'm usually woken up at stupid o'clock by my 2 year old wanting to watch telly! so i do this in the supermarket :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Haha I meant, when I picture them, they're in the bed.
Not me. It's an imaginary bed.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# ahh right
umm yeah me too! that makes more sense! puts the supermarket fantasy back in his special box! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# i look at people on buses and imagine my secret police breaking into there homes at night
black bagging them in front of their crying, screaming children and dragging them out into the night, never to be seen again.

i hate travelling by bus
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# sounds like v for vendetta!
:) i hate busses too - thats why i walk everywhere :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# to the tune of suicide is painless?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# it wasnt
but now it is :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Phwooooar
we should get some of the b3ta poets (b3at?) together for a big...thing. Of some sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# i write a lot of poems
have a look at my blog! :D afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# hahahah! marvelous!
ya gotta do a Clark Kent pulling open his shirt to reveal a spiderman costume though :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# this
and spiderman revealing a she-ra costume :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# And she ra revealing a bear costume!
Or nakeds ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Hahahah,
hows about Teela inadvertently walking in on He-Man as he is trying on she-ras costume? :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha
:) "adam - what the fuck r u doing!"
"umm well you know that everyone thinks i am He-man, but pretends they don't know. well the truth is - i like womens clothes. oh and i suck battle cat of at every oppertunity! also you dad takes me up the bum!"
"i know - i saw it on xtube.com! ;) "
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)
# nice one sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahah nicely done!

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# This is too trippy
(__, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Jeebus Crikey!
That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Heheh thanks ^_^
Yours is pretty snazzy too :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I yam disgizd as nuvr cat, dey nevr finds meeeee
Morning CS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# *glee*
Howdy Cap'n, how's the lovely you this fair morn?
I'm bringing "morn" back
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# MY LEG FEELS FUNNY
sorry. Quoting the one good bit of the futurama film I saw at the weekend.

I feel sick. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I'm sure I will, after scoffing that entire bag of popcorn :]
I'm not bad thanks.
I hope you feel better soon *damp flannels*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# nice big zip :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# He wears gloves!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I have secrets..

*But I'm not telling you lot what they are!

PS. What is Captain Wows band called?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Why?
*suspicious* WE DIDN'T BURN HIM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# a likely story you fiendish mastermind
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)
# We all know your biggest secret...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# HaHaHa... cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
#
cock
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# blasphemy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Acely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)