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# Sam isn't liking the Euro's either.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# PO
TA
TOES

Woo!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Soho, probably.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Hobbit pron?
Eugh

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:54, archived)
# GIVE THEM A MOMENT
FOR PITY'S SAKE
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# pffft
have that yer midget :D
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# PO TA TOE
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# POTATIS
BAK POTATIS
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Wallop!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:18, archived)
# EAT MY GOAL!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Hahaha.
Hooray for Collapsed Lung!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# GOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooal.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Was that on SMTV?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# yes
with ant and dec
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# With pants and sex.
Hummmm
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I tend to prefer sex without the pants
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I don't mind if she pants.
*does not have sex with dogs*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Hahaha
I feel panting is probably somewhat hard to avoid.


*is not a dog*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I'll be the judge of that.
*collars*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Depends on the circumstances really
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# if she doesn't pant you're doing it wrong
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Or unconcious
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)
#
circumstances

circumference
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# You really are something.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# A cock measuring device perhaps?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# / lovely hat.
Do I want cocoa or more coffee?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Cocoa!
and now I want some :(
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# It's only from a machine, you don't really.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Awh, I was imagining lovely proper milky cocoa done in a saucepan.
But I suppose you are at work so I suppose that was a silly thought.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:53, archived)
# more coffee
always more coffee
if you're not drinking coffee you should get coffee

10 drinking coffee? y/n
if y then skip to 30
20 get coffee
30 drink coffee
go to 10
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:55, archived)
# no thats just silly
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# said he, shiftily.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:45, archived)
# SAID HE< SHIFTILY>
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Shift(wi)lly
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Well I'd imagine so.
It would be quite odd if she was just a figment of our collective unease.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Circumference?
What kind of freaky cock mathematics do you do? Girth clearly.

Also there was just an amputee on Richard and Judy playing the electric guitar with some kind of crazy plectrum stump adapter.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:42, archived)
# CBeebies, it was sweet.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# TWAT!
That was liquid football!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Foot like a traction engine!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# That was CLASSIC intercourse.

(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# How long did you put this on for lynne
8 minutes
ITS HOTTER THEN THE SUN!!!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# TEA-OR-COFFEE?....ya blonde bastard.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# No way you big spastic, YOU'RE A MENTALIST!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# *drives to scotland barefoot whilst gorging on toblerone*
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Ahhhaha.
Reet man, I'm off.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# HE'S GOT A FOOT LIKE A TRACTION ENGINE
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# PO TA TOES!
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# those
dirty
hoes?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# CALL MIKE READ
He'll sort 'em out.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)