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# If E.T. the extra testicle asked you if he could shove his finger up your arse, would you let him?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# That would depend entirely on what time of day it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# and if, in fact
your name is mathew

with one t, mind you
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# oh, yeah

:(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I forgot.. he heals things with his finger..
So if he healed up your ring.. would that mean you would have to poo out of your cock?
So many questions...
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# depends
on whether my haemorroids had been acting up or not...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# That is quite possibly one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# and for a b3tard that says alot
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# nice hary enfield quote in your sig
"BUMS AGAINST WALLS LADS THARS A POOF IN TOWN"
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# lol.. yeah it was good back in the day..
:)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# dick needs to glow more
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# depends on how nicely he asked me.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# :D
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Woo
* Needs more Sock!

* also www.b3ta.com/board/8499512
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# E.T. you're so big!
someone had to say it
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# haha
its all that BMX racing straight after dinner
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Finger - home...
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Woo!
clickyclick
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Very strange
The kid's name was Elliot, btw
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# the 'tonight Mathew' was a subtle "Stars in their Eyes" tribute..
Don't ask me why.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)