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[challenge entry] I dunno, really,

but I like taking the piss out of these fuckwits...

From the Literal Road Signs challenge. See all 664 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I'm against picketing;
I just don't know how to show it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# it'll never get better if you picket
/pratchett blog
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Pocketing

/vowel please Carol.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)
# they're on dave + 1 right now.
bunch of bigoted wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# It's a bit of a fish/barrel scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Fishbarrel....
is that like Catbus?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
# No its more like catdog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)
# CatDog. Now there was a highbrow cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# all along in the world was the little catdog
it speaks about how persecuting people because they are different to you is eventually fruitless as we are all of one being at the end of the day.

deep stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
# *tries to remember the theme song to it*
Alone in the world with a little CatDog is all I an remember

Edit: Oh yes

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=y-m_GddZmPQ
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I once watched that in France.
CHAT-CHIEN

CHAT-CHIEN

CHAT-CHIEN

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# I know, but I'm out of hummus for this compo,
aaaand why not...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)
# ahahah
n1
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Hahaha
'Babyliss, you cunt!' was the best.

The best what, I do not know, but it was certainly the best something.
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# i think it goes in the "sort of a bandwagon" category.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Is it still a bandwagon if no one understands what it's about though?
I only saw the advert like a week or so afterwards and just cracked up laughing.

Ohhh Babyliss.
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# I still don't know what it's about.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)
# ^this
i haven't seen the ad either
am i missing much?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
#
Not the actual ad but sort of explains it pretty much.

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# haha
ooooooh right...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)
# the model in the video looks incredibly glum while the other woman's talking
is it wrong that i just watched a 2 minute video instructing me on how to curl my hair?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:46, archived)
# arf!
I don't regret her abortion.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)
# woo here they come!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Babyless?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)
# you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how the fuck did this come about?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)
# the pic?
or the pearoast?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)
# *searches*
*finds*
we are the lemonandlime's cartoons were the best
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
# *snort*
I likes that, I does. =]
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)
# here's a thought.
if they hate america,and everything "evil" in america,then WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY STILL LIVING IN AMERICA??!?!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)
# If they hate fags so much
they could move to a state like California, where they have a smoking ban.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
# If they moved to Iraq they wouldn't be special!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Much better, thankyou! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# this is what i thought the entire way through that theroux show
"seriously what the fuck happened to him to hate gays so much?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Well since they've recently re-defined fags to mean anyone who disagrees with their world view,
it's become a different argument. It seems they have some sort of agenda to simply annoy folks.

What's most intriguing to me is apparently they're somehow making lots of money out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)
# ah yes the "fag enablers"
zomgwtf? fag enablers? f'real?
i remember reading one article on them that suggested the grandad was actually a performance artist
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)
# haha yes "fag enablers"
got an enraged chuckle from me.

No, fag, you're not allowed. So we win. Crack out the nigger-blood, darling, I've got me a thirst.

Edit: Slightly related awfulness www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN5rHbkCdOA
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:45, archived)
# well here's the weird part.
guess who was the trailblazing lawyer who helped lead the way to racial equality in their state? grandpappy.
the plot thickens
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:49, archived)
# the beardy bloke at the start?
I find that hard to comprehend.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I find them hard to comprehend,
but then, I always find anyone that causes nothing but negativity and hurt without any personal gain very hard to comprehend.

Seriously, I just don't get it, the motivation eludes me completely, and it scares me that such people exist.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# mmmmm there ain't no smoke finer than hand picked, dried and shredded homosexuals
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)
# yay!
signs all done.

*smokes and looks hard, but not in a gay way*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)
# *smokes Cock and looks hard, but not in a gay way*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
# *Smokes gay and gets way hard cock, but look!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:48, archived)
# *prints on t-shirt*
*sells in japan*

*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I do not have knowledge at what you may mean,
Happiness! Have Good Day!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)
# the best japanese t-shirt i've ever seen was
"YOU WANT TO
MAKE FUCK
WITH ME...


BUDDY?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:01, archived)
# No fecking way!?
Hahahaha!

Mind, how many times do you see folks here with Japanese and Chinese symbols on their T-Shirts, or even tattoos, I do wonder if it's as amusing to them...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Yes, quite so.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)