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# Why oh why?
(cursor2000 No human would stack books like this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:05, archived)
# i think she's awesome and if she put some weight on i'd look after her
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# As married as I am..
I agree with this.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# i think she's a skinny crack whore who had potential
but now really needs to just die in an overdose in a crack den, but no one knows for a few days and three people give her anal without realizing she's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# get rid of the hair,
make up,
crack,
and general shit attitude
and she might be acceptable.
Otherwise she should be shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Her jaw messes with my eyes.
I still find this woman oddly wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I find her just plain odd
Edit: Fuck it - night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# you and me both mate
/ac

i will soon have an /ac for for every occasion. i will no longer have to think of anything original. cool

edit: i'm going add an anticipatory "fuck off, jeru" here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Thats a shit mouse and keyboard
/ac

I seem to be failing in decent ac's
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)
# its two inchs shy of average
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)
# gaz lol
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:13, archived)
# and someone pushing her eyes out from behind
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Well, would YOU want to die with a dirty nutsack?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# fast and also bulbous
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Chess porn! (again)
/ac
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# thats because we're not wearing pith helmets and bright redcoats.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Like Malaria and sickle cell anemia you are immunised by being a complete and utter pansy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# STOP LAUGHING AT MY RADIOACTIVE FACE
/ac

its weird how many of these /acs are in response to me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# That's because we all hate you.
Also are you the one who is constantly playing Monkey Island style point and click games?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# not constantly no. nor at all really.
i'm more of a late 90s rpg fan. why?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Found some free indie point and click games.
I think it must have been epiphany....or peterhsazxzzxzx whatever he is called. You people all blur into one.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)
# that might just be early onset alzheimers
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Or it might be the fact I've cum in your ear.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# *checks* nope....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Awww your little disappointed face.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# your facial hair isn't that good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Hahaha, it so is.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I hope someone shouting "YO, ABORTEES. GIMME SOME SKIN" activates fat people's laser-vision
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# the earth is a citrus fruit
/ac

i like yours, any idea of the context?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# It was from the original thread with that image I think.
www.b3ta.com/board/8513426
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Haha, that it was.
Including:

I like the fact that it looks like every person at this rally could eat me.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# That's because you are tiny and can easily fit in between two pieces of bread.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# FOR GODS SAKE, GET YOUR HAND OFF HER TITS AND GET BACK TO WORK.
/ac

It was a picture with some kind abortion rally going on, I forget exactly what it was, but some of the autocompletes from the talk surrounding it are fun.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)
# steamy from fictional nazi fetishists?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# More like his butter has a turquoise butter on it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# "if you hit me at 30 miles an hour there's an 80% chance i'll live to sue"
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Ninjas are cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
# OH MY GOD THATS NOT A WAND!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)
# GHOST PORN, PORN LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)
# I feel like Nicholas Lyndhurst in one of the worst sitcoms ever.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)
# WHY WILLIE NELSON? WHY DID YOU APPEAR IN A JESSICA SIMPSON VIDEO?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Pneumatic drilldo?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:13, archived)
# fuck that, cat cunts reek
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)
# shhh don't mention logic....
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)
# i fucking hate my gran, seriously, she's a cunt.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)
# *clasps own backside firmly with many a furtive look*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Have you seen Winemouse?
It's like, ooowwwh Amy, aaawwh!

She looks like she needs huggles.


(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)
# i haven't
i think she just needs a few good meals and decent nights sleep.



and no more crack
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Providing you have raps of cocaine hidden under your armpits.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Why is it that you always pop up when I mention Winemouse, eh?
'ning though.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# When have you even mentioned her before?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# NOT THE BABY MICE, NOOO!
DON'T DROP IT, ARGH!


ring any bells?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I think that was just you being weird about mice more than anything...
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# ok
I'll hug her after you've hugged her, washed her, and had an AIDS test.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Aww :(
Poor things got Emphysema now, I reckon she's probably had her fair share of blood tests.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# that did make me do a sad chuckle
she's what 20 something and has emphysema?

AMY PLEASE STOP SMOKING CRACK! SOME OF US WOULD LIKE TO HEAR YOUR NEXT ALBUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Amy Winehouse: The Tom Waits Years
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# "you don't meet nice girls in coffee shops"
tom waits best lyric
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# yes, i would be inclined to agree.
just noticed your sig... :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# that made me do the proper lols last night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)
# poor tsssatttrtrtssrr
a little drink and he gets all subversive.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# i like him, i just wish he wouldn't do things like that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# What's this, what's this?
Gossip?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# just tststststsr being a bit of a bell last night by posting text in new threads when he's drunk
my sig is dbroons response to him
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Ohh righty. I saw that in 'Friend's Activity' ashally.
He seems to do it pretty often, which is odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# thats why we're getting pissed off with it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# haha
cracking
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# from what I saw of glasto on tv, I thought she sang well

for a smack head
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I didn't see much, and when I was watching she was barely singing and out of tune.
I guess I just picked my moments badly.

I hear she's got a mean right hook though.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# for someone who was just outa hospital with a lung disease
singing on stage couldn't have been easy.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Fair point.
She did look fucked off her tits during the bits I saw.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# And when twats are throwing stuff at you
It's great to come out of hospital and have shit thrown at you when you're doing something you love.
(AshTeamRacing, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# from what i saw she sang like an asmatic ant
who'd been snorting coak off stage.

she may be laying off the crack from doctor orders but she was clearly dabbling in other class a sustances.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# WOULD!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)