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# Aherm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I know a few women that wouldn't mind
a pop at 'er.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# How camp!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Oooo....

*Unzips
*Stands on chair
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# poor lamb
she was a total zombie at glasto, awful. She needs kidnapping for a year by benevolent captors who feed her pie and don't let her near the ol' crack.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# She punched the crowd, no?
Really, why is anyone signing her or going to see her?

She just mumbles and falls over.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Because she's cool as fuck
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
# because when she's good she's incredible
watch the video of her at the grammys on youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# exaclty
when on form she is top notch. She's just blown it al away.

Shortests time difference between charting and drugging yourself incompetent ever.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# It's all Blaaaaaaake Incarcerated's fault.
Dirty little posh bint that he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# that sounds like a challenge to me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# She's just a misguided hedonist
It's her husband who's the cunt. No skills at anything and content to drag his wife into the gutter whilst spending her wealth.

I do hope she gets sorted out in the next years, and settles back on her few million smackers for a gentle life.
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# And the last time she was good was . . . ?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
# People went to see GG Allin
knowing full shitting well (pun intended) what the cackgoblin'd be up to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# i wouldn't have made a connection between Amy and GG o_O
she's a bit sideways but she's not THAT bad
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I've got GG on the brain at the moment
he was in my dream last night, and I can't stop thinking about him.

Annoyingly though, I've seen a LOT of GG footage, and had to eat about an hour ago with one of his live sets on loop in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# i've fortunately not seen any of them
though last night had a really fucking warped dream that involved my ex trying to sleep with me whilst her new boy friend tried to attack me with a sword. he mocked me everytime i ran to get a health pack. it was a weird dream...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Only watch if you're iron stomached.
Seriously.

Weird dreams are good though, better than the 'get up, get bathed, dressed, go to work, halfway through the morning *wake up*' sort of dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I'd like to be kidnapped
and fed pie!
....don't touch crack though...!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I was going to kidnap you, but I ate the pies already
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)
# She's got the barrel body and skinny legs of the fabulous Goddess Bunny
but without the polio, which is strange.

Edit: AHA, Mr Internet is a good fellow i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/gifdid/ROFL.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Blimey
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# You know what?
This exact thought has been somewhere in my mind, floating about for a very long time, I just read that and it was like 'YES! THAT!' as it finally came to the surface.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# :D if I can link anything to the Goddess, I shall.
One day I shall have a wonderous photoshoot of the Goddess and my homohetero DREAMBOY Buck Angel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# you are bizarre's #1 subscriber aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Hah, I've got every issue.
Actually, I think I'm missing two, but that's hardly anything. I buy it for the bathroom, it's good to have reading material.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
#
reading wiping


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# more of a viz fan for the ol' bog, that and metal hammer.
but yeah, i've got a stack of bizs as well.

Metal hammer's getting a bit young these days. WTF am i meant to read about music?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Rock Sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)
# THAT IS AWFUL
emoshit.

Also they focus on hardcore, it's all a bit scene and i do not dig.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# They like my style of music
as in the style my band play, which I would hardly call emo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# orly
i've bought about 2 issues ever and it was all screamo twaddle. Might give it another chance. Just wish the melody maker was still around and grown up.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# she did some very weak punches
i think she was trying to hit a fly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# She wouldn't be
able to lift the gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# hahahaha

Anyone see her at the Mandela concert? She appeared to be on a different planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
i love that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
fantastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)
# i thought she performed well there
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Well she performed OK
but her movements were very stilted and her eyes were all over the place.

At least she's put on a bit of weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# thank christ.
she's a very pretty girl when there's meat on her
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)