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# #46 - credit to Mr Pineapple for the idea
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ^ What he said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# manthing can kiss his dreams of nail her hard goodbye
oh and you've represented a windows operating system, and it is doubtlessly expected of me to say "windows is a pile of poo"

how are things in bedlam?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# pretty good.
i got told today by a dentist to thrust less vigously when i'm brushing my teeth.
today is a logic revision day so things are about to go down hill rapidly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# indeed you should thrust slower it is more pleasurable, even with a tooth brushing fetish
good luck with logic :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# lol windows
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I know he's a linux goblin but you don't seem well dressed enough to be a OSX scrote...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# actually I use whatever, I'm past caring, all os piss me off at some point

osx pisses me off instantly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# osx is pretty but i can never find anything when i try to use it
and linux has too many people with scraggy beards and poor personal hygiene using it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# honestly, it's like it channels jobs rays
but my innate hatred causes me to deflect them and have an iregasm whenever I've been forced to use it

edit: and if you have issues with linux, just go into a knitting forum or something, you won't get help in a linux one, ever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# i like iregasm
i usually ragegasm after getting a hate on
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# ^this but with more linux hippy free love
and more care
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I haven't used os/9 or os/2 yet
so I'll try those then make a list of complaints :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# right!
(waxdart hello., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# giggle....
.
(panda-chan i give good advice but seldom take it, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Damn keyboard layouts!
I once signed off a group email 'Retards, B' on account of the proximity of the T to the G.

Grr...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Oh yeah how I lolled when I found out...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# imagine how they felt :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# It was a group email
so most of them probably didn't even read it...

Certainly nobody took offence. A couple of people replied lolretards but I reckon I thought the worst of it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# oops
I misspelled my name on a website. got the letters wrong way round :S that wasn't fun.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# pfffft :) nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# this is ace!
:D

edit: the whole chat was under a minute? 11:25
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# bollocks i forgot to change the clock
*facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Excellent stuff
:D
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Hours of grooming ruined

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# WII
clocks
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# that took me a second there....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
I've been meaning to tell you that when I look at your blog the final box on the right hand side is usually obscured by the menu and there's no way of minimising said menu to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# oh really? huh..... what size is your monitor?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# 15inches
I've adjusted the resolution and all sorts.

It's not the end of the world as I can click on it and it opens up on it's own so the mirth is mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# oh good as long as it can be viewed
i'm going to look at sorting out a custom built home for the strip as soon as i've been paid :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# How queer
it wanks with some of the best on here

I have the utmost pleasure in awarding you a woo
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)