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# Guns are so vulgar.
There is poetry in the use of a knife.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# *stabs a haiku
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *slices up a sonnet
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *cuts a decasyllabic monologue*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# *hamstrings a lymeric
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# *shivs an iambic
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# *chibs a chorus*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# *slits an ode
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Snaps his banjo string
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# i've done that....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# so's my bassist
pretty bad design tbh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
#
*fillets an Ayah*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Guns for show
Knives for a pro
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# big fuck off shiny ones
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Is there something you need to tell us?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# oh and if tom or anyone wants to give em a bit of a kicking
im sure it wont do any harm
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# ha ha ha
HAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Ah you bitches, I didn't see this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Snooker balls in a sock FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I'm with you!
www.b3ta.com/board/8535891
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Briksokk!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Briksokk
Like a fucksock, only harder.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# If you leave a fucksock long enough
it tends to go pretty hard...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Ewwwwww
(goes off to check.....)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# roses are red violets are blue
i'm going to stab you because i'm too emotionally immature to deal with life in any other way
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Real men fight with their fists.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
#
I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I know you're all gonna shout at me but...
I always carry a knife.
and a flint, water puriying tabs, cotton wool, gloves etc
it's in a sealed tin at the bottom of my bag.
Hope no one tells Mr Plod
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# That's alright, I always used to carry a knife
being as I was a young girl out and about in town a lot during the night. Got arrested for it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# it's perfectly legal
As long as you have a good reason for carrying it.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# is
'stabby stab stab' a good reason?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Stabbing teenagers is a good reason isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Not when it's over the maximum length allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# [inserts penis joke]
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# or has a locking action
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Yup.
Both of which landed me in the cells for a night. Let go without charge though. And without knife, naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# or is a butterfly knife
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# You fool.
Carry in it the sole of your shoe next time.

Or have a sword inside a walking stick...
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# ^this is what I'm thinking
... I have rather badly sprained my ankle and I'm thinking it might be time to give up and get a walking cane to go with my pipe and tash... if I do it will almost certainly have a sword in it and I will go to jail because of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# do you know about an
impending apocalypse that hasn't made it into the Guardian or the Channel 4 news, or the today programme?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# No, I'm just a bit sad
and slightly mental
Also carry an avon S10.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# well
let's hope you never have to use them - for all our sakes... mine most of all.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# ^This^
lots
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# my effort
at preparation is not living in London.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Hyoho Niten Ichi ryu!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# bless you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)