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# this didn't quite work


but have an attempt at a running ostritch/emu anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Its legs are like a child's mobile!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# yeah, they do look like they're spinning around.
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Ewu
To You.
(Error 404 - Username Unknown, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# EWAR WOOWAR
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# ewok hoover?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# That's an ostritch. I think.
Maybe an emu. *doesn't know.*

*chases*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I think it's an emu or an ostrich,
but it could be the other way around.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Oh, yeah, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# could be an alligator or a crocodile
it doesn't actually affect it either way, but i'll still kiss you sam.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I love you scott
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# *suggestive eyebrows*
*cool guy with shades*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# No matter how far in your cock goes, I'm not clicking that link.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# it's a disney classic, i swear :)
*puppy eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I expect it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# *whistles robin hood music*
(the music from the disney one, i mean, not that kevin costner shit.)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# MEN IN TIGHTS
WE'RE MEN (MANLY MEN!) MEN IN TIIIIIIGHTS
WE ROAM AROUND THE FOREST LOOKING FOR FIGHTS!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# i meant this one foo'!
youtube.com/watch?v=-O7LXy7Wrv4
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
#
the wind a woman's face while trimphant 80s music plays in the background
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# we may look like pansies
but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I did a play based on that film.
It was bloody good, we got a B.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# But unlike some robin hoods
I can speak with an english accent.

:)

Joke fails in text format.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# :D
We had to perform ours in front of an exam moderator, but she went home and she was replaced by my favourite teacher.
That made it so much funnier when it got to the part where we did the noose scene.
"So what are you, about a 16? 17 1/5 inch?"
Cue Robin Hood starting to unzip his fly...
"I dunno, I'll check"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I heard it were a dead chick.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# BUTTER-INNER
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# butter?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# BUTT-IN-ER then.
Better, butter?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Bitter butter?
I need better butter that isn't so bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# BUTT OUT, BETTY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# S'not my name
dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Sorry uh-theen-uh
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# At least get MY name right.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# who would ever ever click that link
nobody i know.

*whistles again*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Not me.
Never ever.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# you clicked it didn't you!
SICKO.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I didn't, I don't want to have to deal with the lack of sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Why do you keep whistling?
It's really annoying. I'ma tape your mouth shut or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# You just don't want him to kiss me.
*sads*
Don't you want me to be happy!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# He still can.
Just, there will be tape there as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Yay!
He's gonna want to kiss me loads when I do this vector of him.
Which I haven't started due to an achey wrist. Yes.
Edit: Fuck, that sounds dodgy. It's been achey all day I slept on it funny shut up.
AAH IT STILL SOUNDS DODGY.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# HOW DID YOU GET AN ACHEY WRIST CLANSOUL?
TOO MUCH TENNIS EH?


(this is the reason for my achey wrist anywho)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Oh, so you weren't wanking over gory dead women?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# :D
*makes GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH noise for as long as i can*

*repeats*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# *attacks with electrical tape*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# *cuts from your neck to your belly button*
*pulls skin over your shoulders*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# *enjoys*
*overuses asterisks*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# *pulls out eye*
*does things with it*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# *pops*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I don't get what you mean by "popping" it...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
it worked in the sense that it's funny. So HOORAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# thanks :)
the legs were mean't to look like they were made of paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I was thinking about shopping an emu the other day
But, alas.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# butt a lass?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# If the price is right.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# That's going super fast on mine
looks 3 legged!

have an Ostrich Slug. (not mine)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# ostrich SkUG?
that would be interesting...
G'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# i hope you sleep well
i might draw a skugasaurus in a bit, for the displeasure of the board getting another inane drawing from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# It's only the legs
the rest seems in good order.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Meep . . . meep !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# go
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I'll have what he's having
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)