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# Doodle time...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Nice lines and shading.
Bad vest.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Bad vest?
Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)
# yes
and bad ear furniture
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I've seen worse.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)
# YES BAD VEST
BAD FUCKING VEST
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Why bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)
# BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)
# TOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)
# BURN THE VEST!!!
`*Forms lynch-mob*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)
# ......
What is it?

I can draw a pirate ship sometimes.
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)
# It's a picture, Adam.
If you'd gone to school, you might have been exposed to them at some point.

edit: YOU THREAD-DELETING CUNT.
For god's sake man, read the fucking FAQ, understand it. Embrace it. Or go away and never come back!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)
# ......
More dots, without which the ones in my above reply may get lonely.
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Dots are a poor substitute
for creativity and originality.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)
# ...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# HOWTO #1298092834
Installing Clue 2.0.1v

0. read FAQ
1. create humourous or interesting picture (50k stills 250k animation)
2. upload to hosting service
3. create new post
4. attach picture with standard HTML image tags
5. post message

You may now confirm installation by reading the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)
# 6. PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
# [/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)
# It was unfriendly of you to delete that thread.
There were people chatting there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)
# there is only one way to make everything better.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Ah fuck that's made my day :)
I love this SO much.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS A H2? THAT'S A FUCKING BIG TRUCKCAR!
YOU MEAN 2H! AND WHAT THE FUCK?! OOOHH LOOK AT ME WITH MY 2H, IF I MAKE A MISTAKE IT'S EASY TO ERASE! BLAH BLAH COCK! FEEL MY MODERATELY DARK, THICK LEAD TOUCHING YOUR COLON, BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)
#


My Flapmobile, but props to WiL for the animation :)
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# FLAAAAAAAAAAAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)
# I doubt he beats any form of wife.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Hahahahah
I hate that term. Wife beater. Just...no.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Hides
tin of stella artois.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Looks a bit like a friend of mine.
Although my friend doesn't have a neck quite that long, his hair is blonde and he has both earrings on one side of his head.
A dead ringer, otherwise!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)
# So...not, then?
;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Close enough
that when I saw it I thought "Hey, that looks a bit like Simon!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Hahahah
alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)
# TRY DOING SOMETHING CREATIVE FOR ONCE FOR FUCKS SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
great.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Making something that wasn't there before is by definition creative.
I like this pic you shit. You really ought to post more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)
# WELL


the trouble is, i no longer have photoshop :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Check your gaz
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)
# i lik ehtis
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Thats just a androgynous person
who is going to regret such horrid earing during midlife.

Monster working yet?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Well, yes...
it is. But I think it's a bit obvious that it's a boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)
# boobs are not mandatory
for girls you know.
But your right, I was exaggerating his effeminininintty
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)
# I know.
I meant like, the hair. And...I dunno. I just thought it looked like a guy.

Also, you dropped these: ' e
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Ive dropped plenty
of E's in my youth sweetie.
Good god, you kids dont know what your missing.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Oh you done it again.
You must be doing that on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Ok Miss Spelling Bee Champion of teh internets
correct my spelling.

Go ahead.....Make my day.

If its because of these: '
Ive missed it out becuase its all the way over the other side of the keyboard and its 1.18am. Grammar is not a priority at this time. Beer is.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Hahahahahah. Woooow.
You're too lazy for proper speeling and grammar? That makes me a bit sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Fear not
for I am quite able at both. However beer and the lateness of the hour prohibit such anal attention to detail so I must stand firm to my original assertation that beer and tiredness negate the possibility of 100% correct spelling and grammar.

Happy?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Fiiiine.
Gah.






;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# There is only one "i" in fine and
"Gah" is not a word.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Justin Lee Collins every time I get him in my crosshairs.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)
# He's a very
confusing-looking man. Really. Like Bainbridge mixed with the guy who actually plays Bainbridge. If you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I have no idea who Bainbridge is.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Dixon Bainbridge out of the Boosh?
The actor who plays him...
And Bainbridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Oh....DR SANCHEZ!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Dixon Bainbridge is the fucking shit.
One of the best characters in The Boosh, other than Bob Fossil :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# I like the shadows.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Thanks.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)
# This is ace :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Thank you.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
# you would say that
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)