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# Happy about apples.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
# \o/
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Why are there no elephants in the jungle?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Because the parrots eat 'em all
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)
# pink fluff?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)
# BROWN AND STICKY.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)
# secksual proteins
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)
# You sicken me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)
# thats it use your anger
each step brings you closer to the darkside
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# GRR I'M ANGRY BECAUSE I HAD A DREAM THAT MY WIFE IS GOING TO DIE
AND AS DREAMS GENERALLY COME TRUE, I'LL TURN TO THE DARK SIDE AND FULFILL THE DREAM INSTEAD OF SHUTTING THE FUCK UP AND KILLING THE CHANCELLOR.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Apples have magical properties !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)
# sadly, they are occassionally used for evil
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Bobbing may be hazardous ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)
# bobbing is always hazardous
as is peteing and brianing.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)
# happyness is hazardous
and inflamable
(popcorndude81 witness of the http://b3ta.com/talk/5000000, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Remember the Birmingham pub bobbings,
and the 7/7 suicide bobbers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# it's the nail bobbings that hurt the most
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Any old twisted silly sod
could, at any minute, get hold of some depleted uranium from a disgruntled
Afghanistan veteran and throw together a dirty bob at a moment's notice.
I say: Get police officers to shine torches in every child's mouth, at random, forever.

Some might reply: "Hang on a sec - you're the Home Secretary! What the fuck are you doing pissing about on b3ta on a Sunday evening?"

They've got a point. Look, I'm just trying to avoid hearing about the Olympics.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# yes
they really hurt if you throw them at someone
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Free for all !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)
# and according to an email i've got
you can now buy Portugal, free for all for that then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)
# that is lovely
woo
It is also a nice size that does require an extension on your monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# *tools up with garlic & pencils*
I knows a vampire when I sees one, you sneaky get.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Woo


Octopussy was on this afternoon.
(Gene_Helpmann, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Eraserhead is going to be on here tonight
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:40, archived)
# *suddenly doesn't want to eat the roast chicken that's in the oven*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
# That's one of my fave movies.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)
# *bums hard in the face*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)
# are you saying her face is a bum
or that you are repeatedly thrusting your posterior into a facial areas?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# It's weird that
I always forget how lovely your drawings are. You really should post more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
# i have to keep under the radar
or mongychops and Rathen will come round to my house and knife me for not being b3ta enough :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# There's a radar now?
This infringes my civil liberties.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# it's illegal to say that the radar infringes your civil liberties
a federal bureau van is en route to your location
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)
# First rule of Civil Liberties:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)
# They are just 2 people
We are LOTS of peoples.
Please don't stay under the radar. You have a great style.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)
# haha, I'm only joking anyway.
everyone has an idea of what b3ta should be. just some seem to care more about it than others.

or like to use it as a basis for trolling. whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] this is lully, have this:
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# if viking hats had faces...
why, the vikings would have been UNSTOPPABLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)
# they started out as nostrils
so the hat was like a cow.

BUT I QUIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)
# haha I know that feeling
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I KNOW THAT FEELING ALL TOO WELL.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# yay
ms paint rocks
(sillygooseofdoom murp,SHANIKWA, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)
# this reminds me of Richard Scarry
but it's probably more the apple than the cat
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
# haha wow
I had to google it, but that brought back some memories
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)
# he likes his red apples
i still have some books somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)
# ^This!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Apples!
You gone doneded an postings on the inturnetz.

It is a good'n.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
# That's cheered me right up :3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
# and it's been at the top of the board for an hour
which cheered me up x2
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Yaaaay :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)
# eeee, lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)
# APPLECAT? YAYYAYA
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)