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# I gotted a new hoodie (among other things)

It is very large. A guys' large to be exact.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Lucky you're a large guy then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# get back to talk, asshole.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)
# shit, he's really ignored me this time :(
*hinders*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# what have you done?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# HE HURT MY FEELINGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# SO YOU HAVEN'T ACTUALLY GOT ME ON 'IGNORE'
YOU'Re JUST ACTUALLY IGNORING ME.

THATS WORSE, ACTUALLY.

*cry cry cry*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# ZOMG JUICY BOARD DRAMA.
*NOMS*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# A JUICY POTATO SALAD OF A DRAMA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# YOU SICKEN ME.
POTATOES CAN BE ROASTED OR MASHED, AND SOMETIMES BAKED, BUT NEVER SALADED.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Or boil them, or put in a stew.
Or boil them again...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
# You dropped
this ' and this e
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I DROPPED AN E.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# DRUGS R BAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# onley if ur doin em rong
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# dropping e's!!
bloody junkies!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Junkis
surely.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# *beats*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# *radishes*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)
# PISSY PISSY TOUCH MY MIND.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# *touches*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)
# THIS IS LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)
# i was hoping for that.
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# you were yeeearning for it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)
# i was GURRRRNING for it.
because i'm off my tits on pills.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)
# i've been waiting all day for the opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# talking to him
and he always says he'll ignore me, then says no im not really.

but i think he actually has D:

or maybe he's gone back over to talk. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# That's mean.
Also untrue because I am a very small girl.


Also my mum just attacked my face with a roll of cotton batting to make me feel how soft it is. Dx
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# doesn't it make you shudder when people rub cotton wool on you?
well it does me, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
# People don't usually rub cotton wool on me.
I mean, I don't know what you're into man, that's your own thing...



;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# You're not a girl. No girls on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Definitely a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# No you're not.
You're clearly one of the members of the Beatles. Drawn in the manner of that person who did that Blur album.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Oh, shut up.
I'm obviosuyl not a member of the Beatles because that's silly, and logically couldn't be possibly as the Beatles were what my mum listened to when she was a kid, way before I was even born.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# METAPHOR
MET A PHOR
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# NO YOU'RE A WHORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I find that unlikely.
I am not the one who tries to seek the approval of groups of gradually diminishing strangers.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Er, you sort of do in a way.
DUH.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# LIES
I have a very strong fanbase!

Plus I do it whilst being a man which gives me a x8 multiplier.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Fanbase!
Exactly! You are always trying to seek that approval of your fanbase because if you don't have their approval, they're not fans.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# No, I mean that it's not gradually diminishing...
You are rubbish at these jokes. I'm kind of glad I edited the original post down because it was far more offensive.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# jeru jeru jeru..i love you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Amy amy amy...you made me came-e.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# everyone is missing milestones today
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)
# ah. well i must have missed that a few days back. not posted much for a while
still saves me exposing myself to everyone. and saves everyones eye sight.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# 'grats anyways :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# You haff changed you profile pic.
CLEAVAGE!

*glories*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# thats not fucking clevage.
well not in that dress. sadly. i realised i have few items of clothing that basicly allow ones itts to be rather exposed..no wonder i never bloody pull.


THANKS FOR NTOICING I CHANGED MY HAIR ALSO!

:p
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Yay
would :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)
# You hair changing confuses me though.
Wasn't it that colour before, then you went back to blonde again? Or is it gingery now instead of brown?

To be honest I think that's quite a nice picture of you...*crosses legs*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:03, archived)
# it's red now and i cut my fringe...for the first time in a long time.
and tank you dollface.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Mmmm
*has massive weakness for redheaded and ginger girls*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)
# but i'm tall and fat and you like wee skinny girls.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Sometimes...
All the rules change with redheaded girls though, especially if they have freckles or really pale skin.

Actually I've probably said too much now....
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)
# no freckles but i'm white as a sheet..well other than my lower arms which are always fecking tanned.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Because you are a haulage lorry driver?
I have really pale skin due to being a hermit, hating the heat and avoiding even basic contact with natural light. But because I'm Italian it means I have a weird yellow complexion...which I say despite the fact you've seen it anyway. Doh.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# for some reason i clicked your profile
and saw a kitten in a musical instructment - do not try this the other way around, kittens do not like it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)
# i beleive kevin spacey drew it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# AWESOME.
you look like playmobil.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Playmobil?
Hahahahah.

I also got bright red jeans! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# a somewhat scary picture of playmobil:
daddytypes.com/archive/playmobil_dad_stroller.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Ahahahahah
That's creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# LOOK HOW MUCH FUN ME AND MY 'SON' ARE HAVING PUSHING THIS BABY.
WHICH IS ALSO MY SON BY THE WAY, IM NOT A SICK PLAYMOPHILE.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I thought that other one was a girl.
It has like...pigtails. I think...?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# ALL PLAYMOBIL CHARACTERS ARE MEN OR BABIES:
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# RACIST!
Oh...wait...I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# PLAYMOPHILE?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Is that someone who
really like Playmobil?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# really really
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)
# really really really
;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# too far.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Damn.
I always do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I YAM KILLERKITTIES ALTER EGO IN PLAYMOBIL FORM:
img221.imageshack.us/img221/190/airlinetoy1fj.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
# FUCK - MINOR MILESTONE NEXT POST.
SEE YOU TOMORROW WITH A MILESTONE.

BYE /BOARD

BYE TTSSTATTSTTSRSTA D;
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
# GOODBYE
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# WHAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)
# HOLY SHIT!
IT TOTALLY IS ME!!!


'Cept I hope my hair isn't that helmet-looking. xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# X-ray hoodies are so...
yesterday.

Fashion moves so fast these days.

Woo BTW
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Well that's why it was on clearance.
Last season's hoodies. Not like I care. Hot Topic is so expensive, gotta love their clearance stuff. xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# your xray results are back
and they're a little worrying...

niiiiiice job, I wants one of those hoods
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Hahahahah
I got it on clearance.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# theres something wrong with the hands?
TJ : www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/-/419/519/-/5437398/Face-Bank/Product.html?searchtype=genre#
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Buys
Thats the best money box since the natwest piggy banks.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# *calls a priest*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# ahhahahahaha
how creepy would that when you were asleep?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Fuck, it's like that Doctor Who episode with the paving slab oral sex all over again.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# *torrents*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Oh NO!
DO. NOT. WANT.
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# *steals all your left socks*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Fuck!
Not my rainbow stripey one! Please!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
# well ok
since you asked nicely
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)
# ARRRGH!!!TEH FEAR!!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Noooo!
His innards yam made of wool!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# That's me...
I'm not a guy...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# YES YOU ARE.
Sheesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Were you aware you had no legs?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I've got two legs from my feet to the ground,
and when I move them they walk around.
When I lift 'em they climb the stairs,
and when I shave 'em they ain't got hairs.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I have legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I don't believe you!
There's no leggies in the drawing and everyone knows drawings are realer the real!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)
# But I have legs!
I'm looking at them now.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Well you should have put them on before you did the drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
# nice drawing
nice hoodie :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)