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# Yeah, I totally fucking love the dentist.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# i dont think it was really instruments in your mouth
i think it was COCKS AND PENISES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# In hind sight, some of these instruments would be better suited for carpentry
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
# So it was cocks then....

Teehee
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# *sandpapers
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Someone has ripped his heart out !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# carpentry mirror
for reflecting planks of wood
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# It's as valid as the latex-glove-finger-prodding lathe.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# LATHE'D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
# FOUR OH FOUR'D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Well, thanks a lot for reminding me
that I need to go for a checkup sometime.
*doesn't want to go*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I had my first filling today :(
I've never had the anaesthetic and I still can't move the right hand side of my face.

I have a sex offender smile.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
# So today
is not a good day to go for a job interview at a day care centre?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Now is your chance
to re-enact Hellraiser with some pins.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# no you don't
this a lie by the dentists. consiprasies!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeummmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
# :<
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# "Is it safe?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I've just come back from the dentist.
Pros:
"Your teeth are the best they've ever been, you shouldn't need any work doing."

Cons:
£75 for a fucking checkup+polish+x-ray
I still need a filling. That's another £79.

Final note:
WHERE'S MY FUCKING GOLD CROWNS BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
I put a maggot in my mouth once just before visiting the dentist

he thought it was as funny as Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# *makes note*
Hide.... Jews.... in.... incisors....
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# you need a filling and yet you have the best teeth they've ever seen?
Do you live in Glasgow?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# "the best they've ever been"
do keep up old chap
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I like my dentist.
She always just checks my teeth (pokes at my gums a bit with a metal thingy), tells me they're lovely and I get to go. :D

(Plus she's really rather attractive, which takes the edge off of things.)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I really thought the top one said REFLECTA
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)