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# Sorry for lack of imagination...


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Introducing the new iTard devices


Edit: What is there to RIS about? 'apple' + 'geeky mongs', it's not overly complex.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# This is your brain on Mac.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# and THATS
what apples do to you...


...what am i looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Because they sell apples at apple.com don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# do they?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# It's a computer company
they make geeky hardware and software.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# And apples.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# pffft... dickie
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Why am I looking
at a picture of your retards?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Yeah
I bought the whole collection from the apple iSpecialStores
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I hope it was
a Special offer...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# buy 1 get 12 free!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I don't get it.
But one of those people has almost the same hair cut as me. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# The black guy. Man, he ripped off your style.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Naah man.
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This chick (or dude?). I'm even wearing a pink headband today, but I have perfect teeth. *grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# You're bottom right if anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Noooo.
But there was a kid in my school who looked like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# It was you? Right?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# >:[
Mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# YEP.
MEAN AND STUPID.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# YEAH!



I has Monster! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# wat
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Is delicious.
:D

It's an energy drink. Mine is Irish Blend flavour. :DD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Potato flavour?
or maybe Guinness?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Oh that sounds HORRID.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# It's AMAZING!
Super yummy. :D
Also: Energizing (READ: Makes me hyper)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Hah!
You have a mong's haircut!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
# :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Woman slightly to the right reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker :(
I don't get it, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I'm RISing so badly, it's like I've got an extra 21st chromosome
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I did have "Welcome to Chatham" first of all
but as I might be going there in the next few days I thought it might be safer to offend Apple fans instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# bah, just post it anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I've been to Chatham
all of the people in the above picture have at least 4 more chromasomes than the combined population.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Barrel roll!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I'm totally confused.
teenagers, some black dude, ill advised hat, broken Hawaiian guy, apple.

EH?

Edit: you've driven me to nicotine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
# get the first and 3 letter of each of their names
then arrange in order of colour hue of their spots, and you will have a secret message!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
# It's a secret.
You'll never know. Unless someone squeals.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Oh its funny cos they are tards!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# 'tards you say?
try these...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Oh, I see it.
It's a snake.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# anyone got the answer for 2-across, I'm a bit stumped.....?
...oh, wait ive got it.... C A T

Finished!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Is xxld a word?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# i found "goo"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I'm really shit at word searches.
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)