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# Noice.
I nearly bought one today, to avoid cleaning this one.
How did you clean it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Put it in on a 40 degree wash and it should be fine....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
# The keys usually pop out nicely.
Just remember to put them back in the right place.

Also: don't pop the spacebar out. It's never the same afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
# you've just got to make sure the wire bit goes back in the right place
otherwise it depresses depressingly
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# i poinked all the keys off with a pen, gave the body a good brushing
then wiped each key with a damp J-cloth to remove all the dried spunk
(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Yeah, I do this too


...
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# who spunks in your keyboard?
(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# On, not in
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
# me, when she's not looking
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# When you THINK I'm not looking.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# does that mean you know I'm stealing your fags too?
actually what do you smoke? I may not be stealing yours...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Drum blue, silver skins and extra slim filters
...I think only Richmonds could sound classier
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# ok
i was smoking yours.

now I'm in germany i smoke lucky strikes, but when i lived in britain, I smoked your combination. actually, wait, it was the creme-ish yellow-ish drum. Dark blue or light blue drum?

I think marriage is an option.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I smoke the dark blue stuff. Full-strength.
Can we have a wedding cake made out of cigarettes?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I think that would be wise.
but some sort of construction in which they are all entirely smokeable.

and somewhere indoors.

(Germany has taken advantage of a wonderful loophole in the european nazi anti-smoking law to allow smoking if the bar says you can smoke. This means that most bars in my town are either smoking or have smoking rooms. Fucking yes!)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)
# If I wasn't so vehmently anti-Germany, I'd suggest we find some sort of Berlin love-nest
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)
# i wouldn't advise marriage on the basis
that it would save you money on fags
(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I dunno, surely marriage is pretty much just financial security for the disaffected?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I'm going to put you on ignore until you've got your cock out.
I think this second account was fine, but this landmark of yours is taking fucking ages.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# yeah i know
i've got no idea what to do about it
(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I just popped one off from my laptop and it is all squidy underneath :) I may remove them all
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Getting laptop ones back on is usually quite a lot harder than desktop ones.
Not recommended.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I just tried, it wasnt too bad.
It just had to be pushed right down hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# first of all, take a photo of your keyboard to help remember layout
then, pop out all keys.
Using a stiff brush (get a cheap nailbrush specifically for this) then clean out keyboard base.
wash keys in hot soapy water - leave to dry.
then , pop up the picture on your comp of the keyboard layout and pop them back into place
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# So they just pop out.
If I tried this i will break it.
/hamfisted
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
# use a round tipped knife
place rounded tip under bottom of key and lever it back.

They'll 'ping' quite well - and far - so watch out
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# EEPS!!!!!!!!!!!
I took the ctrl key out.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# fucking 'ell, it's a family bucket in there!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I like to keep a clean house too!
/Devastated!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I say take off, and nuke the site from orbit
It's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# £9.95 from Tesco's seems a shrewd investment now.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# ick
(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Christ, Stan!
You're lucky yr keyboard hasn't already got rats.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# christ, it's full of cornflakes
don't type with your feet!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST MAN PUT IT BACK AND NUKE IT FROM ORBIT

It's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)
# or just lay the keys out on the carpet in the layout that they came off
and i'd avoid washing the keys in lots of water, as they may suffer the horrors of 'lego-never-dry' syndrome
(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# that's why I tend to wash them at the end of the day when I need to.
you can then leave them to dry overnight on a teatowel, with a teatowel covering them
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# i once wore all the buttons out of my keyboard
(cheap keyboard) and everytime someone wanted to use my keyboard they had to ask me where the button was :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)