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# Who is the fairest of them all?


No hummus here, move along
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# That would be a rather disturbing "mirror" to own
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# eye eye.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# nice!
eye is watching you

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# i can't look away
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Lush
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Eye eye sir
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# eye eye indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I keep expecting that to wink suddenly...
Also, happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# if i had the animation skills, it would be
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# That's wonderfully odd
happy b3taday Missy :)


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Awwwwwwww *sticks arms out* gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# My favourite band name has to be
"Me First And The Gimme Gimmes"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# a cayke?
for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# All for you, he's guarding it from a frenzied pack of hyaenas barking and growling below just out of shot
that is actually Pistachio, one of the Cheetahs we are monitoring in Tanzania taken in 2005.

He's all grown up now and a ferocious killer
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Nice. Reminds me of when I once read an awful treatise of horror fillums called "The Monstrous Feminine" by Barbara Creed.
It's a feminist work, that has worked out that all horror fillums are based on men being afraid of fannies in case they have teeth, and so that's why we feel the need to chainsaw teenagers.

On the cover it had a pair of (mouth) lips, turned 90 degrees.

Every woman that saw the book went "Eew ... that's horrid ..."

No bloke even noticed.

Fascinating, in a beard-stroky way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
# sounds strange and interesting
my kind of book.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Quite a lot of feminists are completely batshit.
Do more harm than good. Well, in my humble opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
# a lot of 'em yes
but others are both crazy and lovely at the same time.
They often provide tea and interesting tales too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# This one was batshit.
It was essentially just a pretentious version of "All men are bastards".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# My mother's a feminist, so I do know
however a lot of the old guard seem to be less about equality and more about domination these days- total and utter man-hatred which really makes me sad. All of the hard work that millions of women put in undone because certain very famous feminists don't know when to put the HRT down and shut their fat, mental mouths.

Men are brill. Ladies are brill. We're all brill. That used to be the point.

(I get quite irate about this, can you tell?)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# My ex studied Women Studies at uni
I dunno why she was interested in men, to be honest, but I suppose I am the best example of the pinnacle of manhood, so I kind of understand.

One day we had an argument, and she shouted furiously "Oh my god! You're just so ... fucking ... MALE!"

I didn't know whether to thank her or try to defend myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# If it helps, as a woman
I have no fucking idea what she meant either.

Men and women can have the exact same personality traits as each other, as far as I'm concerned. Gender has shit all to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# They all learn in the end.
They all learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# They should do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# This one?
You mean www.amazon.co.uk/gp/reader/0415052599/ref=sib_dp_pt/203-0986876-7428745#reader-link ?

It's got teef and everyfink.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# That's the one.
Bloody rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# crikey WOULD!!
happy b3taday
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Eye yam!


:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
# 0_0
That has made me feel a little ick.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# mmm
Aqueous humour
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# !!!!
That made me bowk, stop it!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I could really do with one of theose choco-dip pots right now....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)