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# MaaaaaDonna...


(Definitely wouldn't )
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Look at those arms.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# They're just
WRONG!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I should hope so, mine don't look like that.
From the neck down she's sort of like those old men who are still strong but only because of a lifetime of lifting and stuff.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Truly, Mrs Richie is looking rather odd thesedays.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# What's the name for when you're addicted to working out?
She needs to do something constructive with her time. Something that keeps her busy, quiet, and most important, quiet.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# sucking an elk
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# arf
*chokes on apple*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# This is a very good idea.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I'm sensing that
quiet is the determining factor here.

Gets my vote.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# She should go placidly amongst the noise and haste etc.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# ;)
etc and get sadly mown down by a huge articulated lorry.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Beep beep!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Well, it *had* to be you driving it,
or so I was thinking.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Where's Riff Raff???
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu4g-N8bQKE

it's a total 80s! reminiscence!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Did you check out the
Flashing Blade intro?

True genius.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I did!
didn't Trev and Simon used to redub it on Saturday Morning TV?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I have to admit I've never
seen Trev & Simon.

*is shamed*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# You never swung your pants?!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Well, not watching them whilst doing it, anyhow.
*is confused*
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *youtubes*
*craves speakers*

Damn this silent office PC! Just you wait 'til I get home...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# it brought back memories of Sunday afternoons...
:)
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I would
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# You should just put that in your sig and have done with it
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# done.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# LOL
Well done, sir.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# as long as I don't have to try the veal
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I have,
and I have been scrubbing the damn thing with dettol ever since
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# well it's still an improvement....
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# 0.0
Shopped only, etc...
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# nasty
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I find this far less terrifying than the actual Madonnabot.
I've kept this description of her that I found somewhere: 'the veiny middle-aged woman hanging around all the time yattering away in the world's least convincing British accent with her vagina hanging out'. Yes.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# shopped images etc...
Grand!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# would you??
?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Madonna is slowly turning into a man
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# whoo
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Paper bag......
Jobs a good'un

:P
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# You used Iggy Pop for the body,
that's wonderful!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)