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# MaaaaaDonna...


(Definitely wouldn't )
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Look at those arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# They're just
WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I should hope so, mine don't look like that.
From the neck down she's sort of like those old men who are still strong but only because of a lifetime of lifting and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Truly, Mrs Richie is looking rather odd thesedays.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# What's the name for when you're addicted to working out?
She needs to do something constructive with her time. Something that keeps her busy, quiet, and most important, quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# sucking an elk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# arf
*chokes on apple*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# This is a very good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I'm sensing that
quiet is the determining factor here.

Gets my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# She should go placidly amongst the noise and haste etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# ;)
etc and get sadly mown down by a huge articulated lorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Beep beep!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Well, it *had* to be you driving it,
or so I was thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Where's Riff Raff???
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu4g-N8bQKE

it's a total 80s! reminiscence!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Did you check out the
Flashing Blade intro?

True genius.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I did!
didn't Trev and Simon used to redub it on Saturday Morning TV?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I have to admit I've never
seen Trev & Simon.

*is shamed*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# You never swung your pants?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Well, not watching them whilst doing it, anyhow.
*is confused*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *youtubes*
*craves speakers*

Damn this silent office PC! Just you wait 'til I get home...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# it brought back memories of Sunday afternoons...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# You should just put that in your sig and have done with it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# done.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# LOL
Well done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# as long as I don't have to try the veal
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I have,
and I have been scrubbing the damn thing with dettol ever since
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# well it's still an improvement....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# 0.0
Shopped only, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# nasty
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I find this far less terrifying than the actual Madonnabot.
I've kept this description of her that I found somewhere: 'the veiny middle-aged woman hanging around all the time yattering away in the world's least convincing British accent with her vagina hanging out'. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# shopped images etc...
Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# would you??
?
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Madonna is slowly turning into a man
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# whoo
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Paper bag......
Jobs a good'un

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# You used Iggy Pop for the body,
that's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)