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# fresh 80s image meat
howdy b3tards,

i've just started scanning some old geek magazines from the eighties [rescued from my mums garage, partially eaten by mice].

there are some real treats, so i've started a little blog to share them.

this one in particular may well lend itself to some fine potato-shopping.

www.shardcore.org/retrogeek/wordpress/2008/09/05/school-for-software/

(shardcore, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# What the fuck is going on?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# it appears to be Billie Piper in a geek photostory
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# WHATTHE FUCK IS THIS?
SHIT DAY? FAILCON 2008?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
(__, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# haha
this made me spit my curry back onto its plate with laughter!
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Hahaa "Failcon 2008". :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# oh man
that'd be the best convention ever

to turn up all pissed up and fall over and break things and puke on stuff and attendees

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# but wouldn't that make you a success
at failing.. leading to a paradox of unfetted proportions?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# damn my stupidity! I'd have a witty and logical rebuke to this analysis of the scenario if I wasn't so numb
now I'll have to burn things!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
# we need this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I fonly there was a place to share /links/
I might request that feature.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# sorry
Oops. a thousand apologies - i've not been on the board for *ages*, and forgotten the etiquette...

i will whip myself bloody and scuttle back off into the corner...
(shardcore, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# nice lurkage
member number 3882!
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Be more funny B3ta!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I'M TRYING.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Do this,
BUT in slow-mo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Maybe later, I'm shooting people :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# hahahah :)

now that's b3ta™
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# My work here is done :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# hehe, do they still make comics like this?
(the Sun doesn't count)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I like potaytoes
(I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# i like cereal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I like turtles
(__, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
# on a bus?
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I stayed up until midnight
and nothing happened
(I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# santa doesn't come if you stay awake
you scared him off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# NOW WE'RE BROTHER LADIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Cheese rules!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# i fucking love cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Hello bunnies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
# i liiiiiike this game!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)
# NOW I'M A HORSY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)
# *sobs*
"GOD"?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# You might wanna make a quick image thumbnail so people don't start stabbing you in the knees.
We're all a bit feisty at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOL
EPIC FAIL FRIDAY, COME ONE COME ALL, POST SHIT FROM THE INTERNETS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# why is your mums garage partially eaten by mice?
you can solve this problem with a garage knobber

thus:

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# most problems can be solved with a giant knobber
except severe chafing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# some kind of industrial lube-o-matic
should be beneficial in this situation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# *smacks forehead*
of course! i should have known!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# If there's any games to type in to my BBC
I shall be very pleased.

edit: excellent. In an awful way.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I have (somewhere)
some very old BBC User magazines Do you really want to type in a program that doesn't work?

Edit: And some little book with program in too.
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)