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..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)

SHINY

SPACE

KNOB

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)

nice nob.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)

The original I worked off was a novelty cake pan:

which seems pretty popular judging by the images of folks holding them on Flickr... Penis Pan

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..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)

i want one of them, to give to my mum.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)

I've clciked I like this

on the proviso that it doesn't make me gay

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)

why worry, it's not going to change anything....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)

yes.

but you might darling.

*fucksticks*

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)

I reckon I could turn any gay guy straight and any straight bird lez.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)

find a bi person

put them into a permenant state of flux, then stand with your crotch near them as they vibrate in indecision.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)

there are no bisexual women, simply attention seeking straight women*

there are no bisexual men, just confused gay guys.**

*I don't doubt this for a second.
**True in my experience, but I don't know in general.

EDIT:
don't like my serious, narrow minded statements? :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)

strange beliefs.

Bowie's a confused gay guy?

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)

I think they're both said as jokes. (yes, im not being serious)

although out of at least half a dozen supposedly bi women I know. NONE of them stuck by their women OR EVEN HAD a female sexual partner. and two of them are the biggest (slightly ironic) annoying whores I have met.

and bowie is clearly a very very very confused gay guy, he's been married how many times?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)

atleast no man's been found in his pool

filled with a seamen with an sphincter with damage comparable to having a brick shoved in it or maybe an american football.

/bowie is not michael barrymore blog

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)

obviously, he wasn't the goatse guy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)

I have a strong suspicion neither is Barrymore, regarding that event,

but these days, I have no idea how anyone can ever know anymore...

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..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)

Not always true IME, true bi does exist, but it is rare,

most lean a bit to one side and any bi can settle with one sex and forget about the other if they wanna it seems.

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..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

do I need to put a big banner that says 'sarcasam lol'

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)

I don't mind if it was or wasn't meant serious,

I was just joinin in the conversation...

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..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

You're Austrailian

right?

just a thought, as we were making narrow minded statements.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

oh deary me, people seem to forget this is a humour website.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

apologies, if I miss interpreted

what you said as being more serious than it was intended, but that's the way it reads.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)

probably my fault, I can't convey sarcasm online very well

It's gotten me in trouble before...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

That's what these are for: ;)

Ya cunt! :)

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..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

indeed, you'd have thought I'd have learned by now eh

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)

it was the

asterisks, that suggested these were your own thoughts.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

the footnotes are my experience, the one's involving the females involve a (bitterish) experience.

I feel a lot of sympathy for the confused bloke I know.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)

I wouldn't put money on that...

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..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)

re: your sig.

that'd be a very long song.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)

Sometimes, it seems that way...

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..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)

yes it's a pretty safe bet to back against me.

for obvious reasons.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)

???

Ok...

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..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)

to late

it's made you spacegay!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooooo!

I'm gay on and off every time I press the spacebar?

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)

yes, and even moreso during epic space battles

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)

am I bi if it ends in a draw?

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)

Would this be the re-imagining that Keannu fcuking Reeves is starring in?

The Day The Earth Went Gay?

It would certainly be a convincing way to demonstrate your super powers...

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..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)

Hang on a minute

That sounds like a challenge suggestion to me.
We've done "If the world was run by kittens" and "If the world was run by women" but we haven't done the Gheys!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)

Oh good lord spare me,

I dread to think how that would go.

Mind you, I could have fun with that from the other side of the coin, straight clubs and such, straight pride, and I dread to think how reproduction would be managed, chortle...

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..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)

a step up from the sexray in flesh gordon by any means.

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)

Haha!

I own that movie n love it! :D

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..wil, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

1 and 2?

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arrangedletters, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)