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# While doing this

I quickly came to the conclusion that an obituary magazine would actually be very popular.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# fuck!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# yes lets!
or do you mean the picture? calm your boots, they're all a badly made halloween toys
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# *calms boots*
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# *enrages loafers*
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# *amuses slippers*
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# *bemuses moccasins*
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# *perplexes kitten-heeled mules*
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# *violently beats winkle-pickers*
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)
# i'm sure they would be halloween toys to you
you sick, sick man

woo ashally
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# RIPE CADAVER MONTHLY
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# RAPE CONNIVER MUMLY
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# rap conveys mummbles
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# you mean like
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# no I mean who died this month
like local newspapers have (or used to) on the first page and how the Oscars do tributes each year to the people who have carked it.

I bet it would sell like mad, especially of their were some extra celeb pullouts and cheeky gruesome bits of titilation
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# i think it would work beter as a musical.
/increasingly ridiculous suggestions blog
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Don't forget the free gifts and promotional items.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
Are these public domain images? if not you should buy the rights and sell your versions in a book :)
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Yes, for the most part they are.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:04, archived)
# what are you waiting for then?! PUBLISH!!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Had a couple nibbles last year.
But they both ended up backing off. I assume
someone explained the jokes, and that was that. [/;-D
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)
# self publish through Lulu.com?
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
# jeezus christ
bit far......
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# what? really?
how come I'm the only one who complains when pictures of dead, slaughtered and torn apart animals are posted here, but I post a picture of some halloween toys and people react?
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# i'm not fussed either way
an orgasm's an orgasm
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Because this shows a dismembered body.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# no it doesn't
and what's the difference between this and an anim of someone's head blowing up?

nothing, now stop being silly

edit: how's this?
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I wasn't complaining about it
He asked why people may react differently, and that is maybe why.

I don't care, it's obviously not real.
Even if it was, it's not as bad as it could be.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# fair do's
but it''s also fairly obvious that the gore isn't real. i think this source is quite popular on b3ta, i know i;ve seen it before
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)
# thank you
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# COCK!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)
# because it's not real enough
thats why.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Thats a toy?
things certainly have chaged since i were a lad then
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# doing swapsies in the playground is a logistical nightmare
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# hehe
'Top Corpses'...
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# no you aren't
but you are the only non troll who posts dismembered humans

oh well

FP THIS NOW!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# well if sawn up pigs heads can be FP'd I don't see why people shouldn't be
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)
# fair enough
let's turn it into /b/

then nobody can complain

well, they can complain, but they'll get fucked :D

and then everyone will be happy

except those who complain, but they can get fucked

:D
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)
# what is /b/?
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# it's where kittens go to get raped by gary glitter on fire
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I'm with micto, seriously, what is /b/?
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)
# a website where anything goes
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)
#
He made a good effort to strip in midair
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# No
Toys or not.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# AAaaaaahhaha
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Somehow, I just know who will get featured in every issue.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Pffft
:D
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# ;o)
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# woo
yay
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Edition 2: things you won't do again in a hurry.

(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)