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[challenge entry] Me glazzies!!!!


If only the people commiting crimes weren't the same people keeping these fucking awful things going...

From the Extending Famous Film Scenes challenge. See all 415 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Goddamnit I hate eye stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Even spluff?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha

'noon cuntos
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Alex has a puffy eye at the moment
I see it and it's like *criiinge*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I just had to put cream in my eye :(
nasty shizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT WHEN MY EYES WENT RED FOR A MONTH.
It was gross and the hospital put dye in them and touched them a load. I then went to the pub with dilated pupils, and orange eyes/face.

TREU STROY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# That sucks!
I hope they don't have to do that to me or i'll run away :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Nah, it wasn't too bad. Inverting the eyelids was gross, as was the surface of the eye pressure test.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Sounds rather bad
can barely even touch my eyes D:
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# when i was fitted for contact lens, i wasn't very good at getting them out,
the optician wouldn't let me go and figure it out in peace at home, she clawed them out of my eyes with inch long fake nails.

these same contact lens later made the sharp focused vision bit of my eyes stop working for a day due to depriving oxygen to my eyes. don't think i've been so scared as when i couldn't read or even see my face in the mirror.

i don't wear contacts anymore
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I once thought i still ahd my contacts in and tried to remove them, when infact I had removed them earlier in the day... THAT wasn't too funny...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# were you drunk at the time?
i used to wear gas permeable ones and would fall asleep with them in when drunk. this dried out my eyesand stuck tem shut the next day.

i love my glasses
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# well... only a little bit :D
and yes, I've slept with teh lenses still in too... I've never done it since.

What is scary is when one lense pops out for the first time whilst you're driving...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# umpah lumpah dumpity doo
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# It didn't help that I'm a FUCKING MIDGET.
Turned out it was Episcleritis.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Of some young guy?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Hahahahh! I saw some reviews of that "Disaster Movie" - it almost sounds worse than anything Uwe Bol has made
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# steady on now...
worse than Uwe Boll?

is that even cinematically possible?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Well I'm not willing to subject myself to Disaster Movie to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I've not even seen a Uwe Boll film yet.
don't know if I should be happy or sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I have sat through
about 40 minutes of House of the Dead. It's one of those films where you wonder why they bothered even starting to make it..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# 40 minutes? Masochist!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I know, I know..
I was just curious to see how bad it would get, TGA is right, Uwe Bolls films are like watching a car crash
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I bet it's not a patch on Seven Years In Tibet
Brad Pitt doing an Austrian accent is well sexy.

For all the wrong reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# worse than phantom menace?
i don't think i've ever disliked a film more than that
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# IndyIV < Phantom Menace
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# that's a BOLD claim
The Phantom Menace was very, very bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Well, in place of Jar Jar Binks, you hace CGI gophers, CGI monkeys and Shia LeBrat
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# oh dear
well at least i didn't shell out money to go see indy 4
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I saw ten minutes of Epic Movie
and wanted to scratch my eyes out with a fork.

People get PAID to write this kind of crap
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I told her "It's not the music that makes you violent. It's a reflection of my feelings
"She still didn't understand, so I, like, threw a chair at her ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# This makes me wince!
As will the film I bet!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Brilliant!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)
# This is ace.
I love him I love him I love him.
Even in that rubbish film where he turns into a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Cat People is awful...
But Natasha Kinski tied naked to a bed makes it bearable
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)