b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8727132 (Thread)

# Now the REAL SCIENCE can begin.


(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I want to see if it will cook a steak
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I want to see if it can be subdivided by a sort of bluey-brown colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Just draw on it with a marker
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I was thinking more about rotating it to about 47 degrees.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# You fool!!!!
You're meddling with things you don't understand!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Typical bloody French
Cruelty to frogs, geese, cheese
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# ...horses
they certainly don't love them.

At least not int he same way as us
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# horse is yummy!
FACT!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I wish I had a photographic memory
for stuff like this.

If my mind allowed me to save a wallpaper like a computer, this'd be the one today. Marvellous.

Edit: also, I am shaking like a leaf, but am not cold. Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Are you having an orgasm?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# If I am I want a refund.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# welcome to my life
also: you been watching NBK?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Morning
I have indeed. GREAT film, for so many reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# have you seen all them there deleted scenes?
One of the few films where I'ev gone "Oooh, those scenes were great" but also "Oooh, I can see why they were deleted".
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Ooooh, no....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Which camp does the Deanis Leary stuff fall into?
Cos I can't decide
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)
# oh, both.
I meant that the missing scenes were ace but you can see why they are out, not that there are two groups of scenes.
I really like the Leary stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)
# aaaah!
I agree.

Probably... I don't really know as I haven't seen it for so long
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Eh
I think the original ending improves it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I hope that's not womans intuition!
'ning Captain!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I predict there will...be....an.... earthquake?
Ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Oh noes!
I hope you're wrong, I've always said I'm too close to France for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I predict it will be in Asia
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# ning the cap.
perhaps you have:
a) a cold coming on
b) insufficient clothes
c) a large hadron collider - related illness (inform the daily mail)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I have a LHC related problem
I am a lonely nerd

Which newspaper will do I inform?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I've got loads of clothes on
vest top, long sleeved t shirt AND cardi, and that's just the top half. I hope I haven't got a cold coming on, although my assistant does. The LHC thing was funny this morning, when their spokeschap said 'well you can just see the excitement of the team here' as three people milled about an office behind him- one scowling, one yawning, one not even facing the camera. Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# yes.
BBC news at 8.30.

*no change in picture*
"It seems the first test has begun successfully"
*man slightly shifts in chair at CERN*
"The excitement is palpable"
Bloke in studio: "It's hardly a shuttle launch, is it?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)
# I've totally stopped being jealous of physicists.
It's either I get to be Richard Feynman with his bongos or NOTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)
# surely you're joking?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Oh why now?
I just want to be clever with bongos. That's it. Don't start.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surely_You're_Joking,_Mr._Feynman!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Oh I see.
I thought you were being difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# moi?
be difficult? would I do a thing like that?

*blinks big greeny brown puppydog eyes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Oui.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)
# yey
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I want to get this as my other half plays the bongos
but I fear I'm too thick.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I play mean bongos
And an ace djembi.

"Me Mr Skins, rockin to da border wit a fat bagga weed, and dem nevah gonna catch me!" (to be said in the most middle-class/posh boy dropout accent possible)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# the LHC is in your office?
I'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Imagine the rolly chair fun you could have with the LHC
just holding onto one of the spinny things
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I have been to parties that have been less lively. sounds about right for a bunch of physicists
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)
# People always think accountants are boring
my mum was one for ages, they're not. They're bloody insane.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)
# pfft, they're sane. completely and utterly sane. Here's an idea:
go down to a university, walk into a physics/maths dept and go look for phd students. Pick one at random and ask them what they do.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Not the ones my mum works with still
That office is batshit.

I'm COLD. Send me some of your spare hot please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)
# *farts in capt wow's direction*
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)
# You, sir, are an arse with a beard attached to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# that is THE best insult that I have received in a very very long time.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I think I might have stolen it from somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Who would have said that about you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Eagle eyed copywriters?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)
# where does it come from?
i've googled it, can't turn up a source.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Not an exact quote
it's a Blackadderism I believe, but something other than arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)
# ah yeah I do believe so
I should rewatch blackadder again
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Arf!
Nings all!


This seems a relevant roast...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# THERE ARE NEVER TOO MANY TOADS
Toads are ACE. You hear me? ACE. Frogs are pale imitators of the noble toad's Rumpolesque goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# You're not in the same dimension as him...
that poor sod's overrun with the buggers...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# That must be a brilliant dimension.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Well, a few more runs on the LHC and you'll be living there...
Toad-a-geddon!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)
# yaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)
# "He slimed me"!
morning all
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Good morning Archie
I haven't watched that film in some time. Now it's a choice of either getting Bucket List out of the way (I know it's going to be crap but I have to see it for myself because of the Jack love) or one of the Ghostbusters films. More likely two due to the line 'Vy am I drippingz viz goo?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Actually, I quite enjoyed the Bucket List :)
But I'm getting pant-wettingly excited over this...
movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809961074/video/9655524

It. Just. Looks. Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)
# :D I should have known it'd be that.
I've heard from quite a few that the Bucket List was pure schmaltz and terrible dialogue. Was I misinformed?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)
# No, definitely not,
but it is ascended from the realm of the TV movie by great performances from Nicholson and Freeman, and it kind of 'works'. i mean, it's not laugh a minute, but with a plot that revolves around two terminal cancer patients, it's difficult for it to be anything other than schmaltzy at times.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Aha, good I decided to watch it myself then.
I found a massive canvas print of the some like it hot poster on the weekend, and I couldn't justify spending £40 on it. :-( My favourite movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)
# a t'rrific movie indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I'm a sucker for Jack, really
but the whole film is just magic. That and Bell, Book and Candle. Obviously, that's double magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Gohstbusters is getting a cinema re-release next year!
25th anniversary.

I'm 1st in line
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# If you are wrong, my revenge will be slow and unpleasant....
*pre-books tickets*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)
# You shall wweak your rewenge?
Rewenge!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)
# you been watching Blackadder 2nd?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# It'd been a little while.
It never stops being funny, Blackadder never stops being worryingly attractive (only in the 2nd) and throughout all of it I get to see wonderful, dear, lovely Nursie. Well, Bernard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# hahahha. Nothing beats an amusingly shaped turnip though. You know, one shaped just like a thingy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# It's all bloody brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
# also this
news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10031329-1.html

which is rather odd
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)
# ooohh, that's too cool!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Oh my WORD!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)
# today's word is...
LEGS
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)
# If I'd have known I'd have worn a dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)
# spread the word...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# The pair of you are very smooth together.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# we're the Little and large of B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)
# You've ruined it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Good morning!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# DO you feel so funky?
nings sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# hahahahhaah!
I'd be impressed if they filled it with mood slime and made it dance to Jackie Wilson
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Its alweays the quiet ones
I've got REC on my too watch list, along with P2

Hoping to have a claustrophobic horror night on sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)
# REC is amazing. "Them" was ok. Not brilliant, but still creepy.
What's P2?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I enjoyed Them
Loved the bit when she was in the tunnel and was about the escape when....******

P2 is about a woman trapped in an underground car park by a murderer

www.imdb.com/title/tt0804516/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)
# aaaaaahhhhh, I know the film. Not seen it yet, though...
I may well have to invest in that soon....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Hahhaha
"Will it collide?"
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# someone told me that there are higher energy collisions in the atmosphere.
And of course the world hasn't ended yet. They haven't done any colliding, just testing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:30, archived)
# now that i would tune into radio 4 for.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Well, as expected, we haven't died yet.

That happens in October...
(Cloudane, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Pffft.
Nicely. Have aWoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)