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# 3 tips for the youth of today:
1. lose is spelled with one O. not two.

2. if the name you have chosen for your internet identity has already been used by 4311 people, try coming up with a new name, rather than naming yourself psychosteev4312. If that many people are already using it, it can't be that great.

3. if you're really fucking stoned, do NOT listen to Autechre, it'll do your head in.

thank you for your attention,
Zog the Old
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Oh man
I spend my entire life pointing out the lose/loose spelling error. It does my head in!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)
# i can name one spelling error that's worse
alot worse
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:31, archived)
# the thing that annoys me
your = your
you're = you are!
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:35, archived)
# i've learned to laugh at that
b3ta taught me how =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Aaaaargh...
thats one of the worst thing's you can do...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Autechre
does my head in any time.
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)
# hear
hear
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:28, archived)
# I'm a member of the youth
And I can speel peoifectly will.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)
# no ur
not, noob.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:27, archived)
# I'll have you know
I'm a leet hack-saw.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:29, archived)
# I made a really good desktop of that for b3tapaper,
but damn Photoshop crashd.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)
# answers
1)I know
2)I try to be unique
3)I don't know who or what Autechre is
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Autechre is
the sound of things going wrong
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:28, archived)
# *makes noises like Basscadet*

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:29, archived)
# that description made me laugh
particularly since I'm listening to them right now and it's very fitting.
although I think wrong is good, so I guess it's right.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:36, archived)
# which album?
i have confield on.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:38, archived)
# jacking
whats the tunes thats playing at the end of tarrant on tv right now?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)
# 4. We have pants and socks which are older than you

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)
# If you weren't a big hairy man,
I'd marry you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:27, archived)
# and you said i was the only man for you!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:29, archived)
# If you were hairy and wee.
Christ! Don't you people keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:33, archived)
# I'm 21
is that still youth? Cos I don't do any of that stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:28, archived)
# along the same lines
i'm 17 and don't do any of it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:29, archived)
# I'm 22
I think it's still classed as youth (God i hope so)

When I was working at Butlins mothers would say to their kids "Ask the nice lady" It felt wierd I'm not a lady I'm just me
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:31, archived)
# mmmmm
older ladies....
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)
# mmmm
younger men :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:34, archived)
# giggle
you make


my gourd spin.

or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Um, thanks
send me email, make much smiles happen :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:39, archived)
# email?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Yay the gourd remains
still haven't caught up on sleep from that night
(Budgie shouldn't be on here, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:55, archived)
# nor me
have a gourd lamp
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:58, archived)
# I always use
original names on the internet,
as I am often known by them in reality.

Also, what is this music you speak of?

And loose is spelt loose, but lose is spelt lose. If you know what I mean.
Urm, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:30, archived)
# ooh
hello x
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)
# I really agree with 1
that focks me off too.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:38, archived)
# before any more of you get defensive
I was talking to the rest of the internet about the names, mostly aol in particular, certainly not my beloved fellow b3tans! please join me in pointing and laughing at the aoliots over there.
ha!
ha!
ha!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:39, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahhahaha
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(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)