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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# his friend is a squirrel with tits
and he has weetabix taped to his forehead. What's there not to get?
(Tarhun, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I get it now.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# HEY I NEED A TROLL REPORT.
WHO ARE THE TROLLS THAT I CAN TAKE DOWN TO CHINATOWN?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# are you buying them food? food in chinatown is delicious
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Shaft.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/~shaft
USER NOT FOUND

Daaaaaaaaaaamn right.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# milk on his forehead?
that's one thing not to get.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I emailed you, did you get it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# yes. yes i did.
i love your sig ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# IR BABOON BIG STAR OF CARTOON
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# IR PLANT LIFE
BEST. EPISODE. EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I don't remember any :[
I remember the one with kick the can, though (in Cow and Chicken)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# that was the second episode.
the first was lawnmower chicken, they showed it as a tester on what a cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Is that the one where the grass grows really tall and Chicken gets lost?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# sort of.
he earns extra money by mowing the neighbour's lawn but, as the neighbour is the red guy, he makes it really hard for chicken to finish. cow has to become supercow and eat all the grass.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Ah I see.
You are the ugliest weenie.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# nobody likes me, nobody wants me around
before people pick me up, they put me down
they take one look at me and turn into a meanie
'cause i'm the ugliest weenie...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# ok I understand now
It's taken years, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# The Plot

not to be confused with Secret Plot, which is something quite, quite different....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Remove this now,
before I laugh too hard and wake dad up D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# best episode ever.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Secret Plot?
Is that some kind of story where Art stalks Squirrels with evil intent?


Those look more like giant popcorn chicken nuggets from KFC than Weetabix.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahhahahaha!
*uses weetabix to absorb tea from keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
This is fantastic

edit: Please don't take this as sarcasm, I honestly love it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# You've surpassed yourself, sir
Wonderful.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I'm so totally out of date with this storyline
braw as ever, JJ.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha go Scarlet!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Awww, Scarlet's a little genius.
Can she make me crab cakes now?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# is that some sort of sick
euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ...
No, I'm just hungry.

What gave you that idea?

-EDIT- Just looked "Crab cakes" on Urban Dictionary...
Not good...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# marvellous, as always
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# is it wrong to find the squirrel attractive?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# YES
GO LOOK AT SOME NORMAL PORN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I WATCHED SOUTH PARK TONIGHT. IT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Oh wait, was it the brazilian fart porn episode?
Brazilian fart porn is actually real. It's only a google search away.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# yeh, i know about fart porn, i found a fart sniffing forum post once.
i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~04-02-06_29.gif
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hahahah fuck
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Yays it's JJ cartoon tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Outstanding as always!
...I'm waiting for the Quinten version of gun turrets :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# noes!!!1!
don't open teh doorz!!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# so she'll get smarter the closer to Oz she gets?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# undoubtly :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# The same way Pip gets dumber with each passing episode?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# if we can just get her to stop banging her head on the screen
that'll be an improvement
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Dunno
It might have been a short-term thing
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# pain in the butt to try to read this on my iPod, jj
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# ooooooo look at yooou!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Hooray!
I love having things in my head. Mostly it's bunnies, lopping around, taking naps, that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# me too! :D
YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Awww!
I love Scarlet's face in the second to last panel.

(Greenroom, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)