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# THE B3TA DERBY BASH LIST OF MADE-UP BAND NAMES BETTER THAN 'KETLAFISH',
Hmmm. There's no funny picture. One thing you could do is complain about it on teh internet.


Another thing you could do is ****************************************************************************************************************************************

(On Saturday night, I foolishly told people I'd post this crap on the main board. So here we go.)

Reg Reggae and the Reggae Reggae Reggae Sound*

The Best Darby Band In The Country

Bucket 'O' Fish

Norman Collier and his Exploding Kneecaps

Jock Strap + his Swinging Ensemble

The Dogs Bollocks or Fish Fingers
(interesting one, this. I like to think of it as a single band name.
The culprit has outstandingly beautiful handwriting)

Dr K***y's Band of Miscreant Fools

Soapy Frogs

Sex Bore

Jimmy Cobbles & his Deflatable Ice-Age Fun Farm

Money Shot

Nine Autistic Women With ASBOs and the Shelf-Stackers

RASESTS

I get very attached to individual biros

ORGANIC INTERFACE FAILURE

Wife

Enny Fin

WOMEN IN DANGER CUNTING FOR AGATHA

FUCKING FOR VIRGINITY

TOO BROWN

Game over man, game over

THE GHERKINS

The AIDS Team

ALIEN PENIS ATTACK BATALLION

SOMETIMES, ANAL

Wankathon

SPIDER AND SCORPION: TRIBUTE

FUDGE HAMMER

SEXY NUNS

AIDS, YES PLEASE

CAYKE!

LOVELY LACE

CHIPMUNK RINGPIECE

AMAZONS IN ACTION

DIESEL DYKES

Wombatitis/Evil Drum Machine Copper Wobnt Blues

T'internet

I can't really think of anything origional torite so... hi

Cock Rocket and the Vagtastic Voyage

Bum eyes incapsulated [fuck knows, that's what it looks like. It'd sheer drunken drivel)

SMOOTH MADAM

THIRD HOLE

CHICKEN LABIA

SACK THE SINGER

DRIVE BY EVANGELIST

SPANK MANDELA

BIG B small c

Johnny TODGE and the cock-knockers

SUDDENLY, KITTENS

THE NEGRO-LICKERS PRACTICALLY HANDICAPPED
ffs

Your mum

o rly

Mid-Life Crisis

Stud Muffins

Sue Wright (the clear winner, streets ahead of any other entry, in ST's book)

THE RADIOHEAD MURDERS

ANAL BEARD: ROUGH TO THE TOUCH

UNLEASH THE PIES!

PAKES BREED LIKE RABETTS

The Beatles

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# FUDGE HAMMER
there must already be a gay metal band of that name
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Cock Hammer and the basket of Fruit
might work as well
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# seems rather recent - coincidence?
profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=413458603
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# 1st single: Sodium and Gemorrah
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Oh god no
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# That's a superb entry.
But, unfortunately, not quite as good as "Sue Wright".
Which was truly exceptional.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Where's "Rubber Johnny & the Spunk Rockers"???
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# all thoroughly brilliant. just garble them all together and call themselves that.
and you'll soon be radio-pronouncable.
(Gleryff , yawn, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I'll be GAZing you later, you young so & so. And I'll be pissed.
So it'll be kinda sincere and kinda nonsensical.

But;


it was a delight to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Hehehe
I intended to send that to Mrs Trellis.
Soz, mate.
*Buries head in hands and leaves it there forever*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Worry ye not
It was a delight to meet you too :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# \o/
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# i timed that well
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I like Dr Kinky's Band of Miscreant Fools.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Hahaha
lack of picture is forgiven
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Bands I may or may not have been include...
The Spunk Trumpets
The Dave Hill Platforms
Radical Vulvectomy
Beer Beast
The Warriors Of Piss

**EDIT** All true, but only the last two recorded stuff
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# DIESEL DYKES!
My favourite band name not used is:
Rectal Toepunt
or
Rectal Toepoke

Not sure on which one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# How About.......Tampax Absorption?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Haha I'd go see that!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Gary Glitter & (Alcoholic) support act......."Comes In Tots"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# what about the story?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)
# It's dreadful, melaird.
But I'll type it up tomorrorow and put it on the main board.
I'll get whined at, cos I'm currently in no position to make nice computer pictures, but I'll live.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# your mum
theres one of them in lancaster. sorry :/
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)
# cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I'm analysing this list using science
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Kindly post your conclusion.
"Sue Wright" might actually lose to "Money Shot" and "RASESTS" once Science gets involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# "ALIEN PENIS ATTACK BATALLION"
sounds like a quality anime that goes on for about 12 years
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# lol fuck off noob
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# ^ho hum,
sat here with my pipe in my drawing room as an English cunt, I dearly wish I had time for a spot of casual Jock-baiting.
Alas, I have to watch crap on telly instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)