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# A little NSFW
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Someone just watched
Dispatches.


(Would your image over most of them in that programme)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# No! I watched traffic cops.
Had this idea all day!!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# what was it?
"tonight on dispatches: titeyes."
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Yes.
It was great.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# everyone starts somewhere
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I didn't know you were a paedo.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# She is clearly over 18!!!!!!!!


(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# did you get any ID sonny?
Always ask for ID, thats the golden rule.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I had a t-shirt that said that
but I drew the line at my waist.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# haven't quite got the balls to wear this one.. to work, anyway
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# HA HA HA
thank fuck i put down my tea before clicking that
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# that's why you had to photoshop her to look fourteen.
 
not that I'd know what a naked fourteen year-old would look like
shit
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# PPPPAAAEEEEDDDDDOOOOOOO!


(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I think there's a little paedo in all of us.
Except me.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# And no, there isn't a big one in me, either.
There is 0% paedo inside me.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I just can't fucking win, can I?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I'm the sparrow, not the hawk.
at least, I used to be.

now I'm just a buzzard
no, not a buzzard
something like a vulture but not quite as manky
I think probably a crow of some kind
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Probably crow of some kind.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I JUST WANT TO FEAST ON YOUR BEAUTIFUL EYES
 
YOUR BEAUTIFUL, DELICIOUS EYES
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# you should probably just shut up now :)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# definitely coffee time.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# you so did
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# very NSFA
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Probably still would.
With steel condoms.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Always a pleasure to see that!


(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# hahahaha
never ask her to squeeze.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# You are the writer of the screen play "Teeth"
AICMFP
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# pfffft!
 
the NOISE that would make
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# ppfffffft
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha! jesus!
i've actually got that bloody film!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# snap
whoda thought cronenberg would turn out to actually be a very good director.. madness.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
"THE NEXT..

RABBIT"
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# awwwww
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# show mr the bunny!
actually, don't.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I KNOW that woman.....
.....I call her "Watership" 'cos she likes guys to go DOWN.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# A blowjob and a fuck at the same time!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# fuck me barf
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# You strange person
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Just an idea I had rattling around.
It's surprisingly hard to find naked ladies on the web!!!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# no it isn't
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I was being ironic.
I just search my "special" folder on my hard drive!!

;)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# no,it isn't
turn off the filter on google images
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# No it isn't
Not that I look. I mean, obviously I look for... I mean, find naked men. Obviously.

*coughs*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# she kind of suits her minimalist apartment :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# this is genuinely my favourite reply of yours ever.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# haha!
umm.. thanks!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Nice lips.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# what a ripoff!
i was all set to fwap and it wasn't even you.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)