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# A post because I haven't posted in a while.


This is a work in progress Triumph Tiger.

If you could drive any vehicle of your choice - what would it be?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# a big fuck-off tank
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I went to Tanks a Lot in Northants for my 30th
Drove an APC - that was cool!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Automated Pancreas Consolidator?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Alien Penis Compressor?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# please shop this.
please.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Alan's Protractor College.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I've driven an APC when in the cadets
When the instructor took the controls back he messed it up and put it into a big old tree. The tree was utterly deaded. We broke a headlight.

It was great.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Where?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# \o/
www.b3tards.com/u/381207ddc57d17bddefe/hippy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# an X-wing!
EDIT: woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# NICE EDIT. YOU NEARLY MADE ME FALL OUT OF LOVE WITH YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# oh come on!
you know i love all your stuff, i shouldn't have to say it every time.

=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Oh, you cheeky ginger work tiger, you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# growl
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# you're good
A state of the Art HGV Big rig
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# A long and wide one
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# An Elfin Rhinoceros
edit: with a hybrid engine, natch.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I think it's finished, I like it the way it is.
And a motorised lime would be cool to drive.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Marry me?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Pfffft
you dirty bastard! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# A 1955 Lincoln Futura concept.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# *Baker Street Hugs*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Hello love! *massive hugs*
I've done very little other than sleep and band practice since the aforementioned station!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# :D
I had a lovely snoozy day yesterday, I should have taken some more leave.

*snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I am in at least 76.8 different types of agreement re: leave.
I watched Dark Water yesterday, wrapped in blankie on the sofa. Things I have learnt include that Jennifer Connelly really has just turned into a really stunning woman, and Pete Postlethwaite does a good 'nonspecific Eastern European' when he wants to. *big cuddle*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# *jumps thread*
Hullo lovelies
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Hello, poppet :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I'm in the bath and just this second got an electric shock from my laptop O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Well fucking stop using it in the bath then....
How to worry your friends, part one. TELL THEM YOU'RE USING A COMPUTER IN THE BATH.

*frets*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# *frots*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Be a good boy, love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I'm not going to touch the laptop in the same place so all's well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Well, as long as you're sure.
Don't die, Dixypoos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# alright :)
I had a lovely albeit TOOO SHORT time on Saturday.

We should sort things out better next time. More thyme 4 us
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Definitely, I was feeling guilty
that I didn't get time to chat to you more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Yeh I didn't get enough time to talk to my favourite people
Too many lovelies, too little time :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# ^ *votes for this*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# There he is!
*hugs*

Yes, definitely more this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# < Points over there for explanation
Couldn't agree more.

*enjoys Latte and mulls various ideas*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Sorry, just nipped out for a fancy coffee
How are you lovely?

*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# pete postlethwaite is great in everything, without exception
and jennifer connelly is just amazing, with her huge eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I like huge eyebrows
I don't like this chavvy overplucked thing. Proper eyebrows ftw, especially on dusky lasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# *merges with your brains*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *man shaped head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# that's a batmobile?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# The closest you'll get to one, yeah.
There's differences, but nothing huge, essentially it's the same car.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# a girl who likes cars?
marry me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# That'd be bigamy, Monts, m'duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# it would be very big of you
*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Too predictable.
D-, must try harder. See me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# ok
assume the position
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *lifts right leg up to 90 degree angle and waggles eyebrows in a westerly direction*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# erm no.
I watched "Secretary" the other night.
*studies Law quickly*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I didn't, as I have so many times.
I did something else, but I can't remember what it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# The drop ship from Aliens
"We're on an express elevator to Hell..."
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# This is bloody ace.
I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# fuck this let's kill
/cavalera conspiracy blog
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Sepultura > Anything else Max has done (inc. Nail Bomb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# i was at their show at Graspop 3 months ago
the're great
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Hell yes.
I had the misfortune of seeing Soulfly about two years ago- it was heartbreaking. Max was just going through the motions.

fucking MAX. No fire. I could have cried.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Poor littul weowwowowowwows.
*pats on the head*
*gives choccy biccy*
Wwowowowwowow go for a nap now?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
*keeps the biscuit though*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# *holds out arms*
I slept funny and my back hurts again. I think it's inhibiting thought juice going into my brain from the idea gland.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Quick, reroute via the inspiration ducts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# a steam locomotive! no wait, already done that...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# UH OH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# CHOOFF CHOOFF CHOOFF WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOO CHOOFF CHOOFF CHOOFF
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Nurse, the screens!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# how about Nurse take your clothes off, it's not much all things considered.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# elephant+rollerskates
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Frog+Dolphin
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# TEAMIN' UP
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Aston Martin DB4GT
Loving the post :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# (:D
Lovin' your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Think once, think twice, think bike.
Er, a cruise missile
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Nice.
I would like to drive someone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Hum
"I want to live in Amereeeeka" from West Side Story, everytime you are in earshot of the same person, for 3 weeks....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)