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# the splasher
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Nicely animated,
but what??
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Just one cornetto
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Having a pee....
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Eh?
R-to-the-I-to-the-S...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I'm going to go and have another cup of coffee
and then maybe the internets will make sense again.

Woo though!

*edit* bugger, replied to the wrong bit again
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# R^(iS) is in C for R in R
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I couldn't cope with Maths beyond GCSE.
www.b3ta.com/board/8815204
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# actually i've just realised its a pointeless statement as R is contained within C anyway
ooops. It's not wrong, just pointless.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# And you fail with women?
It's a funny old world, eh?
;) Just joshing k3b/-\b. If I was a woman, I'd sleep with you!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# :S would you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Does it need to make sense?
Genius I say!

Whoop! whoop!
(Colonel Ratticus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha what?!?!
also the NNME picture on the pop board, why did no-one say its bin dun?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# sometimes it seems rude to
I definitely saw one in the old magazine image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Yeah thats what I was thinking, its a cracking image, but there was one in that challenge
I dunno the rules of the internets, they change all the time
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# plus just because somethings been done, doesn't mean no one else is allowed to do it
when they think of it themselves
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I assumed someone had
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# bin dun
hi-you could fill me in with "bin dun "if you would be so kind...would love to see out of curiosity..
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# See the 'Text Memes' here...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# If you're asking about the original NMNE image it's vanished
The original thread is here:
www.b3ta.com/board/5931648

It was from this challenge:
www.b3ta.com/challenge/magazines/

(woo to all your animations, btw)

*edit* the Bindun was not your image, but one off of the popular board (the NMNE magazine one).
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)
# You are strange
And still need to work on optimisation just a touch. But I think you will do well here.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# to be fair its pretty much on the money, however the darling one below is too big and yet only 3 frames
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# how can it be 3 frames
with all that splashage
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# The fire one down there \/ which has now been fixed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# That's why I said just a touch
Not OPTIMISE IT OR GTFO
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# This place needs more Nazis
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# darling
mystery-i just downloaded darling and that was 357kb??lots o things i don't know yet
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# the post of alistair darling by the fire, its been fixed now, but means we've all still downloaded 500kb+ in our cache.....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# cache
ok-for a rough guide..suppose i uploaded say 250kb animations...how many of these per eight hour session would you recommend i upload, so as not to upset anyone/bandwidth/girth..
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# As long as they are under 250kb, and you dont post new threads constantly, It wont be a problem, theres no limit on posting
But if you keep posting second after second people wont be so nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# thats a tough question
I guess if you've made alot you could always link to them (if they're quite big) or reply to one of your posts with futher animations... but personally i try to keep replies below 100kb so the whole post totals about 250kb - but thats just me.
There is no exact answer to this question (that i'm aware of) but remember when you post something new (in a flurry) you push something else off the board
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# optimization
is this still too large ?is this what you mean?--
just tryin'to pick up on this credit crunchhhh
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(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Only by the TINIEST bit
But you do seem to be listening to advice, which is good. This one's close enough to guidelines for you to get away with :)

Stick around, you're mental
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# 250kB. 256kB is not really a lot to worry about though.
if you crop the sides of the image a wee bit that would get it down.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# top tip resize image by 50% and use <img width=300 scr="image link goes here">
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# top tip
would like to know which programme or whatever
to select image size etc.cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# What do you use to do these?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# resize is everything
i use gif movie gear...i can't"shrink"them but i can cut them(trouble with cutting is half the image has to be forfeited)...shrinking a whole image would be ideal
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)
# according the garmini website (or whatever)
there is a resize option on there?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# have you tried
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation ?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# HaHaHa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# brian blessed
....or his twin
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# pffffahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# ha ha ha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# you're still overstepping the limit a bit chap
make them smaller (not as wide), reduce the colours, that sort of thing.

The humour will still come across fine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# heheh
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I enjoy this more that I can express.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(Zoidaroid, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
no sense is good sense.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I dont really understand this
..but I like the way the cone resembles buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! killeroo is down to just his socks, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)