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New EP Cover

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Edit: tits, it's slightly over. Damn it, when I saved it was 46kb. Can people forgive? I've got no way to optimise now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

see told you

it was better than mine :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

Pfftaroonie

*just went for a twix*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

mmmm

twix! i'm gonna have breakfast soonish

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

I've got Discos as well...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

*steals*

I feckin' love Discos

*nom nom nom*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

Too slow, chicken merango

I've not got any left. They were lovely, though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

bah!

damn your duck-pond!

*demands replacement DIscos*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

I have a severe lack of 50p

If you can find me a 10p piece I will buy you discos, for I only have 40p left.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

*delivers a 2-shilling coin via teleport*

Will that do?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

The machine would like to know why we are giving him archaic tokens.

He's withholding the discos and laughing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

*sobs from lack of Discos*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

*cuddles head*

I'll get you, vending machine. Next time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

Ooohhhhhh...

Thas nice. The rust underneath works well.
*edit - You owe me 180 bytes! GRAAAAWWWW! heh.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

I know, sorry chuck.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

This much \o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

I'm afraid the correct answer was:

...wood. You still get the runner up prize.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

The average groundhog has been estimated to move approximately 1 m³ (35 cubic feet), or 320 kg (700 pounds), of dirt when digging a burrow

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

*hides behind the chap with the knowledges*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

*closes wikipedia*

YEAH - bow before my knowledge and NUMBERS!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

*applies floor function*

HAHAHAHAHHAAH

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

what have you done to my lovely numbers?

they were all in order and everything

:(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

were you winding up to the diagonalisation argument or something

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

I founds yas!

You can't hide from the TRUTH!
*hands out-of-date easter egg* Enjoy.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

CHOCOMOULD

Best of all the moulds *nom*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

47 grams

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

and also doesn't have thumbs

with which to grip wood and facilitate the chucking process.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

Ah a man who knows his monkey island.

You get first prize.
*gives fabulous idol*

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

A woodchuck would chuck as much would as a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I think you will get away with the .18kb ;) Especially with it being so lovely :D

Wheres Kebab? I wanna give him a slap!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

*gets out willy*

go for it, what have i done now?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

What the fuck was that Cold Chisel shit?

Shove this up your love tube!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1qo0vf4_FUw&feature=related

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

i like cold chisel :(

i can't watch youtube though, internet has been broken by wow's oversized image.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

Pfft!

Well you will never know the true joy of music then!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

this may be said for many things. I've moved on to acdc.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

~~moved on to~~ decided to become

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

ha ha ha

double the chances of rejection!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

*sigh* prof's right

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

:D cheers chuck

give him one from me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

I think he would prefer it from a woman :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

Which is why I'd like it to come from you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

I'll take what I can get.

*sigh*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

lovely

I likes it a lot - did you make it?

www.b3tards.com/u/b04f18c3b7450a8f6461/fathomswindowsmall_30.jpg"

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

Yes I did

start to finish, it's all mine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

it's well fucking good

you should be chuffed with yourself.

WOO YAY

When's the EP available in my local HMV?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

:D ta

Fuck knows...er...never?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

but it will be available in some form somewhere

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

online hopefully

but myspace makes it hard for proggy gits such as ourselves to sort it all out. Anyway, I'm bass and arts, I'm not involving myself in all that hassle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

well - let me know and I'll share my minimal techno (pft) when I finally get something finished and uploaded.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

Phwoarage....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

careful now

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

Down with my sort of thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

No it doesn't...

15,000 downloads of our last EP. All you need to do is send it off to loads of places for review...

I'd recommend Organ zine for starters...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

Yes it does, our songs are massive and myspace makes it so we have to compress them to fuck

before posting them, and even then they only work for a few days before something fucks up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

Oh... you mean the player...

nah, sod that, jsut put bits up. You can use it as a promotional tool though. Also - free downloads spread the word very well.. :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

Just put bits up?

How?

Look, sorry but I don't understand what the fuck you're talking about.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

Edit some of the tastiest morsels of the songs...

put them up with better quality.

If people want to hear the rest, they can go and get the EP...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

Oh I see.

Free downloads involves paid for hosting and website space, I take it. That'll have to wait until I'm not financially screwed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

Not necessarily...

you're vaguely post-rock, yes?

Speak to Barry at Lost Children - they did the first T.S.R. album. The EP was hosted by a fanzine that I'm friends with - use your friends until they bleed.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

I don't have any fanzine friends.

Basically, there is no scene left around here. Sigh. Also, don't know what lost children is, the internet's not being forthcoming. Never mind.

I wish I had friends like yours though, but it's just going to be all band graft if we can get anything done.

Oh, I've just found Lost Children's website. Hmmm... I'm not sure, really. Sort of makes me ask what's in it for them.

edit: Hang on, they've got upcdownc on one of their compilations. If they're nonprofit, how come upcdownc's album is available to buy for money? I own a copy. Fucking hell, this is too fucking confusing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

Well, it helped us get a lot of publicity and some decent gigs...

the guy who's running it has his own band on there as well, so I think what's in it for them is more exposure for their own stuff while promoting loads of other bands...

The other option of course is last.fm...

EDIT: released under creative commons law... Up C used it as promo before releasing a hard copy of the album that people could pay for. They also sulked about me using their amp once, even though I love their music, I haven't forgiven them for sulking.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

Again, I'm a bit suspicious.

I'd like to get everything copyrighted first, really. I don't trust people, I've had music nicked before.

I'm sure they're lovely, but I'm just frightened of enterring into that sort of relationship with anyone without lawyers and contracts.

edit: see, this is why I like lawyers. I've not got the right sort of brain for this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

Once it's published on the net, you have total copyright control over it.

There is proof of a publication date etc. That said, I've given everything away free so far anyway, so anyone who's wanted to use it is welcome to - even so I've yet to find anything particularly suspicious about it...

Last.fm is the other way of doing things as it's a bit better than myspace - build your band's page and upload away...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

Again, lawyers and contracts.

I just know I won't read all the small print on those sorts of sites, and then it'll transpire that they own everything and badness. Possibly.

I'm just frightened of losing all my and my bands' intellectual property to the great god of intercapitalism. Worst case scenario, I know, but I'm a pessimist.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

Crikey...

And yet you've got a Myspace?

Have a word with the Lost Children bloke, I'm sure he'll do more to put your mind at rest than I can...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

I didn't put the songs on myspace.

Hence me saying I'm just bass and arts, I really am.

It still worries me now, but I suppose I've got to get over it. It's only crotchless-knickered 14 year olds that get proper record deals these days.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

Proper record deals?

fuck that! DIY is the future...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

AAARGH MY FUCKING INTERNET CONNECTION.

I'VE JUST BEEN SACKED FOR EXCEEDING COMPANY BANDWIDTH LIMITATIONS BY 51382 BYTES. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

Extremely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

NO!! THAT 0.18kB IS BREAKING MY INTERNETS!!

not a bad picture though

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

It's not the 0.18kb that's killing your internets, it's all that zebra porn you were looking at

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

there's porn for everything isn't there? I was kinda surprised to find it

i've been capped for a few days.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

That's great!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

Thanks lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

Lubberly :)

I hear Tiffany calling you :D

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

*I think we're alone nows*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

If only...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

cripes on toast, that's rather excellent!

I wholeheartedly approve!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

Ahhhhh, ta love.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

Oh, this is lovely...

*click* for you, ma'am.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

Eeeeeee, my first click! Thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

yarrrr

is it a real thing?

the EP I mean?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

Yep.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

smashin' :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

:D thanks chicken

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

cluck

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

Buck-ark.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

Ooh that's fantastic Missy Wow!

I just got sent this strange picture which is rather mental

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

ta lovely

Hasn't he got a nice face, that chap?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

That's great

Very simple concept but many of the best things are.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

Absolutely

must have taken a while

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

Not really

Two pictures staken at the same time. Couldn't have taken that long to shop as long as they were faing each other. Great idea though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

But all of the people are the same person!

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Shlvng, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)

As long as your next image is reduced by the .18k!

woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

Shall do, shall do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

Can't waste kbs.

There's a war on you know?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

That's rather soothing on the eye. Nicely.

*relurks due to unfeasible amount of w*rk* :(

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

Ta chap

good luck with the w*rk...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

Ooooooo, lovely....

mind if I put my album cover here?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

Knock yourself out, yo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

Ta :)

12th of November - all profits to Shelter y'all!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh PRETTY!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

:-) thanks

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

this is nice

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

So are you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

\o/

*blushes*

aww!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

Have a beetroot day!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

got no beetroot, got pickles

will have to bleed into them and pretend thems beets

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

where am i going to find another 46kb at this time of day!

also, ooooh purdy

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

Nice

What's your MySpace link, then?

(Fudge Monkey never did, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)