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# knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# KNICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# That's actually an all-round better spelling.
:D

Edit: how rood of me - Hoppy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# heh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# FECK!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# GORLS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Woo to the underwear
Happy b3taday Meats...
(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Happy b3taday sir!
Made you a present :D

EDIT WAIT!

EDIT EDIT fixed I think



Click to unwrap...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I already unwrapped it!
it's a Julie Moult!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Gah!
who would have thought I had a dm2.gif (Daily Fail takeoff) and a dm2.jpg (your present) causing conflicts in my b3tards...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# woo! a cement mixer, I'll be able to make extra thick cement, or as we call it "dement"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Happy b3taday meastsy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# congrats
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *pantsglees*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Happy B3TADAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# tankyu!
^__^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# They're where you keep your AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSE!
In your KNICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS! Horray! And many happy returns.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# It's certainly a good place to maintain my meat arse
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# let's sausagedanse!
er

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Oh I say. Goodness, that's a bit special.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# :)
Thanks, pickle
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# If I'm not mistaken, they look like proper french knickers from here
not the little tight hot-pants shops MISBLOODYSTAKENLY *huffs* call french knickers these days...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Oh yes, only the best kind...
*gets all unnecessary*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Not as good as my She-Ra pants though
Princess of Power (and Pants).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I think I'd prefer you in pirate pants, or no pants.
Though she-ra pants are good. Pants.

mmm

*pants*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Doucement, tigre.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *wees*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# EW EW EW EW EW
*grabs around waist and holds at arms length whilst running for the back door*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Well, of course.
That's a given, pickle - that's a given.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Hurrah!
I do like the colours, V's right. Lovely and muted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# To you too!
lully:D

Is she putting in a new fireplace?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# That should *so* be a euphemism for something...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# everything is a euphemism if one's mind is dorty
"putting in the fireplace"

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# *sniffs*
Lenor, talcum and honeyed-tuna. A pleasing bouquet.

woo, sir.

and sorry about that. I've gone wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# No more than usual, sir
and only in a good way.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# is that a tentacle/tail looping around her left buttcheek?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# "So come up to the lab
and see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with anticipation
But maybe the rain
Is really to blame
So I'll remove the cause but not the symptom.

I'm just a sweet...."
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# "... sweet man?"
just guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# close enough ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# transvestite
from transsexual transylvaniaaaaaahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# ladies black "sexy" underwear
was ruined for the rest of my life, from the moment I first saw this....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Oh I don't know.
Sexiest Tim's ever been, in my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# she appears to have had a fail whilst hanging her big screen telly on the wall
typical.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# It's the brand New LG flat-screen with art deco frame...
silly idea, really.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# bloody hell!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# that was fast!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# what was fast?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# your reply
to my reply
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# your post
to my post

*melds*

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# you loony
I'm now slightly less depressed
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Well I count that as a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# so do I
cheers Duck, you made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Happy candle day agent Triple-B.
Keep defeating terrorism in ou inimitable Xtreme ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I like the colours
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# so was that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# He's a quick typist
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# is he now, eh?
my head hurts


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Oh bloody hell!
I'm REALLY confused now.

*applies sedative to Freebs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I say, good chap! Is she a vampire?
She's not reflecting at all in that big mirror!
Of course, I'd only need to look at something that fine just once anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# no, it's just an empty frame...
*mulls*

But she may be a vampire....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I misread that as *muffs*
I may need a short lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# *offers nice cup of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# That'd suck
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# One lives in hope...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Yay
knickers

nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# LOL
*awards Mediocre 'Best Reply of the Day' award*

*chuckles away to self...*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# oh hell yeah! Outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Thank you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Oooh snazzy.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Fank 'ee!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)