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A quick one...... I'm tired after spending the whole day reassuring my team they won't be made redundant and not really doing a convincing job of it :(
From the Save the Economy challenge. See all 226 entries (closed)
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
don't worrythere's plenty of "modern training" available should your particular industry cease to exist...
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:30,
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You are Gordon Brown?
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:31,
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wherea i'm HOPING that some of the fluckers that i work with get made redundant
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:31,
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are you trying to persuade me that the Peter Serafinowicz Show wasn't shit?cos it didn't work
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:45,
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Fluck it, this is brilliant
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:37,
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all this government bashing is getting on my tits.Do you really think that any government has that much control when it comes to the insatiable greed of private sector banking over the last 15 years? Further to that, getting on the back of the government for doing the only thing possible, however distasteful to the taxpayer, to prevent the economy from going into full scale recession ( something most of you won't remember and I hope you never experience it ) just shows a lack of understanding and fiscal foresight.
On a more important note I have been out and gt another case of Stella. I certainly know how to deal with you paupers losing your rainy day money ;)
(On a more important note I have been out and gt another case of Stella. I certainly know how to deal with you paupers losing your rainy day money ;)
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:38,
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personally, I think it's a great time to buy:D
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:39,
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I'm having a field daymate. :)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:40,
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Stella?recession really kicking in then?
;)
(;)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:39,
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We have been conned in the UK tobelieving that the wifebeater is a drink of refinement and quality. This has been achieved by them always charging 50% more than any other beer for it.
Yes, I'm well aware it is considered pisswater on the continent ;)
(Yes, I'm well aware it is considered pisswater on the continent ;)
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:41,
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HahahaStill, it's better than Heineken...
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:42,
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beers that will never get into my house let alone my belly includeHeineken, Skol, Carlsberg, Tennant's and Hoffmeister.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:44,
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Never had Tennant'sthanks for the heads-up
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:50,
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Tennant'sIs it 8 or 10%? Either way having 10 cans of the stuff when you're 15 will RUIN YOU.
Not touched it since.
(Not touched it since.
Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:57,
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Yes don't bash the governmentthey're just as helpless as anyone who is locked into this charade of capitalism. Greed wins or rather those who feed on that greed.
Swap your life for money and watch someone rich cream it off..
/anarchist rambling
(Swap your life for money and watch someone rich cream it off..
/anarchist rambling
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:45,
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don't whinge at me.I've got shitloads of cash thanks.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:47,
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and absolutely no joy in your soul whatsoever
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:47,
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Haha tail firmly tweaked,I reckon 9/11 was a clearer buying opportunity.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:54,
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Hahhaoh well, I can't edit it now for looking even more daft ;)
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:53,
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of course you canit wouldn't be possible for me to look more stupid
:D
(:D
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:57,
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^thisit was Thatcher who deregulated everything and the public who have 'enjoyed' low taxes for so long, on our economy (your pension investment funds included) reliant on financial speculation and hedgefunds; it simply got out of control by careless lending over the years; not least to the spastic public borrowing far more than they can afford to repay; I think at the end of the day it is everyone who has shot themselves in the foot, not the government or the city on their own
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:46,
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don't go trying to paint thatcher in a good lightor i'll have to disown you
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:49,
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You must be joking matequite the reverse; you can't deregulate a beast such as the city to the extent she did and not expect accidents like this not to happen
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:57,
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what ! we can't be having no voice of reason!having said that I bet my overdraft's been canned :D
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:51,
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Just because you made money selling your body to desperate housewivesdoesn't give you an insight to the global economy and the right to lord it up over people who are just starting out in life.
And I ain't no fucking pauper.
So, wanna shag? ;)
(And I ain't no fucking pauper.
So, wanna shag? ;)
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:46,
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I'd plough you'til the sun explodes woman ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:48,
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Hahaha you really are the businessI'd love to have a drink with you although I couldn't match your drinking prowess.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:52,
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well I'm not comingto sudetenland or wherever it is. I have nothing against blicks, flamingos, lions or Africa you see. It's just the sun. I'm a ginner ffs, I need to meet for beer in Copenhagen. But if you are in London I could make the effort to meet you half way.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:59,
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Its a sad day for the world when labour are portrayed in satire the same way the tories were 18 years ago :(
Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:38,
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this is fucking bollocks. Anyone with the slightest clue as to what is going on knows that this depression is causedby Thatcher removing the higher rates of income tax in the late 80s. With all the people who were staggeringly well off, instead of putting that free money back in to the economy, took it and fucked off on massive holidays and bought property away from this country. They then started investing in housing and pushing the house prices up, lots of buy to let, etc etc, until it all finally went pear shape. The conservatives fucked us up good and proper. and now, like fucking brain dead idiots the British public are on the verge of welcoming the posh, inbred, shallow cunty children of thatchers britain back in to power to kill us off once and for all.
titty biscuits
(titty biscuits
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:48,
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I agree that this is in part the cause butyou have to accept that the US sub-prime market folding has caused a domino effect in the private world banking sector and we are just getting the arse end of something that started 18 months ago. Sadly we can't just say 'fuck the banks, let them live off their ( now squandered ) profits ) as the economy can't survive the repercussions.
But I commend you on at least having the decency to blame Thatcher ;
(But I commend you on at least having the decency to blame Thatcher ;
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:51,
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absolutely, it's the final straw to break the camels backbut the rot is genuinely traceable to this removal of higher tax bands
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:57,
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Good lord yes.*click* in the hopes that some young person preparing to vote tory might do some research into their past facism I mean governing.
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:53,
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I'm not so sure, theTories will get back in.Cameron is starting to show his true colours as is Boris - and I suspect there are enough people alive who remember that the Eighties wasn't all Duran Duran, Men Without Hats and leg warmers...
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Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:56,
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yeah, but too many people have the attention span of OH LOOK A BIRD*tweet*
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:59,
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the public are fuckwitsface up to the sad fact that we must prepare ourselves for the smug, arse faced, commoner hating, environmentally destructive power of thatchers bastard sprogs.
The problem is none of us know where else to vote. Lib Dems or Green party are still such a ludicrous pipedream, it's cross your fingers and hope that Labour wake up or kiss your arse goodbye.
fanny batter
(The problem is none of us know where else to vote. Lib Dems or Green party are still such a ludicrous pipedream, it's cross your fingers and hope that Labour wake up or kiss your arse goodbye.
fanny batter
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:59,
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like we really have any real choicethey are all cut from the same crap
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:02,
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I sincerely hope you're wrong.but I fear you might be right..it's a while away yet.
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Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:05,
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All true"if voting made any difference they'd make it illegal"*
*this will irritate Jahled, heh
(*this will irritate Jahled, heh
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:11,
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I am always irritatedit is how you thrive ;)
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:36,
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Thank you HappyToastHT for PM.
I hated the 80s and took not a blind bit of notice of the propaganda.
It's easy - Don't buy stuff you don't need with money you don't have.
(I hated the 80s and took not a blind bit of notice of the propaganda.
It's easy - Don't buy stuff you don't need with money you don't have.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:04,
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if only the masses understood such ownership conceptsbut they am need flatscreen tv and 3 piece suite buy now pay 2012
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:07,
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They have little choice but to conform.Compliance with the "Zeitgeist" is optional as far as I am concerned.
I prefer the more time/less possessions side of the equation.* Never impressed by baubles/shiny things.
*some things are not solved by money.
(I prefer the more time/less possessions side of the equation.* Never impressed by baubles/shiny things.
*some things are not solved by money.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:43,
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I did very well in the 80'sand am not ashamed of it. I still remained a socialist, I just managed to become reasonably well off at the same time.
The 70's however, now that was a bit pisspoor and I do remember when getting an egg with your chips and beans meant that dad was able to get some overtime on his 3 day week.
(The 70's however, now that was a bit pisspoor and I do remember when getting an egg with your chips and beans meant that dad was able to get some overtime on his 3 day week.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 13 Oct 2008, 23:07,
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Let us know when you receive a message from the Private Eye lurkers, I can see this on the next front cover!