
that is it. I have promised this for months, but now i will make a seams horse.
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Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:51,
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Where else do hams come from??
No-one actually believes that bollocks about storks bringing them do they?
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Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:25,
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No-one actually believes that bollocks about storks bringing them do they?

everybody knows that baby hams are delivered by the great midwife hippo, who carries them lovingly under her tongue.
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Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:29,
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Yours is rather woo too, I'm particularly fond of the udders.
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Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:27,
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I originally had an idea related to Trigger, but the lure of a lawnmower cock messed it up a bit.
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Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:29,
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THEY'RE CUNTS
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Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:50,
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too true
and the desktop machines aren't any better

Laptops are harder to fix, and thus it's worth buying a good one from the start. Alas, I made that mistake.
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Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:54,
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cause I've seen a goodly number of hardware failures, and when I look up techie forums they're pretty widely reported faults

I repair/maintain/upgrade PCs for a living and I'm always full of glee when I get a Dell because they're real easy to take apart/reassemble/add stuff to, reliable with very sturdy cases.
It's always easier to find reports of a manufacturer being shit than it is to find reports of the same manufacturer being great.
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It's always easier to find reports of a manufacturer being shit than it is to find reports of the same manufacturer being great.

/it's only had 7 new handles and 8 new heads blog
I intend to purchase a shiny new MacBook Pro with a lovely uni discount soon.
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Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:53,
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I intend to purchase a shiny new MacBook Pro with a lovely uni discount soon.

require UNIX (mainly for Uni), so it's right for me.
Plus, discounts :)
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Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:08,
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Plus, discounts :)

but I'm afraid I'll turn into one of the Jehovahs
Witness style eulogising tossers that seems
to go hand in hand with ownership.
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Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:08,
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Witness style eulogising tossers that seems
to go hand in hand with ownership.

Like the rest of life, if you dig around enough you'll find there's some nice Jehovah's Witnesses probably.
The loudest ones are the ones heard most frequently (or something like that).
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Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:10,
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The loudest ones are the ones heard most frequently (or something like that).

etc. etc.
As a student I get £250 off, and a nice laptop. Best of all worlds.
Cheap laptop generally means broken or slow laptop (as I have found out a couple of times).
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Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:07,
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As a student I get £250 off, and a nice laptop. Best of all worlds.
Cheap laptop generally means broken or slow laptop (as I have found out a couple of times).

so much in fact that I need to post this to make me happy again

Click for readable version - hosted on MediaFire as I've now run out of webspace :(
previously
The Clash / William Shatner (yes, really!) / Frank Zappa
James Brown / Chuck Berry / Madonna / Bowie / Kurt Cobain / Slash / Bonio
Jim Morrison / Jimmy Page / Jerry Garcia / Bob Dylan / Dave Gilmour / Teh Quo
Bob Marley / Born in the USA / Stevie Wonder / Hendrix and Mercury / Lemmy / Thom Yorke
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Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:00,
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Click for readable version - hosted on MediaFire as I've now run out of webspace :(
previously
The Clash / William Shatner (yes, really!) / Frank Zappa
James Brown / Chuck Berry / Madonna / Bowie / Kurt Cobain / Slash / Bonio
Jim Morrison / Jimmy Page / Jerry Garcia / Bob Dylan / Dave Gilmour / Teh Quo
Bob Marley / Born in the USA / Stevie Wonder / Hendrix and Mercury / Lemmy / Thom Yorke