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# I might pitch this as a gameshow to Noel Edmonds and see if he wants to host it.
Yeah, it
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# POO DRIP!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# er, Nutella for me thanks
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I'm afraid this isn't a game of choice.
It's a game of statistics. You really need a system to win at this game.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I have a system.
Eat it and see!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# poo
nutella is darker and tastes better on toast.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# That's a matter of opinion.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Aw, happy little poo drip
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Forensic Gardening
Is like CSI, but with Forensic Gardening thrown in
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Is CSI like Bones with falling over thrown in?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Have you read the books that Bones are based on?
I've not watched the series as, having seen the trailers I can tell that it's kind of thrown the source out of the window, but I love Kathy Reichs' writing.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Woman Husband has all the Reichs
I intend reading them at some point

I miss Bones

*edit* Bones is loosely based on the character- but not the setting or indeed adventures/experiences. But is enjoyable and full of good characters

or at least I think so
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Warning: they've sexed Tempe up, from what I've seen.
Because of course, you can't have a central character over the age of 35.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Emily Deschanel is stunning it's true
But Tempe isn't sexier than in the books. Less so if anything
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Really? I guess I should watch at least one episode so I can bitch properly
she's not stunning to me, not really. Just Hollywood-pretty. You know, genetically more symmetrical or something.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I just like her eyes
*daydreams*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *tries not to say that Bellucci is "Just Hollywood-pretty"*
*fails*

*runs*
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Bellucci>Deschanel.
IMO, anyway.

And Zooey beats Emily any day.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I don't recognise anything except Bellucci.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Hell yeah!
All except the most recent. The series has completely thrown the original Temperance out of the window, but it's a good show in its own right.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Which is the exact reason why I'm not watching it.
If Tempe v1.0 wasn't good enough, nothing is.

Edit: you might like Karin Slaughter's work. I do.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Not got into them yet
I've got a stack of books I haven't read yet, massively fighting the urge to add to it!
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I'll keep my mouth shut about Jonathan Kellerman then.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I've about 200 of Woman Husband's Crime books still to read
Karin Slaughter, Reichs, Cornwell, Patterson...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I've decided, after years of loving her
that Cornwell can fuck off. Scarpetta's far too like her, and she goes on and on about her being handsome and all this, whilst obviously basing her on herself. It's just page after page of 'ooh aren't I wonderful in the present tense? Ooh yes'
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I need to get hold of the latest Reichs
I've also got Cornwell, Fleming, Pratchett, Rankin, Goscinny and Uderzo...
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# taste it
it's the only way to know for sure
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Taste it from orbit.
It tastes like poo drip.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I see some peanut butter as well
 
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# there is no bits in it
or smell lines. so its nutella? :)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# You've obviously not seen my poo drips.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# You weren't doing a poo when i met you.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I was being awesome.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# You was :D
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# i could be a frozen poo smoothie
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# he's like the
lovechild of pee and poo

(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Haha what the christ
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I bought
the plush toys for my nephew's first Christmas. His parents love me :)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# They look intense.
I want one.

Or seven.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)