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# Alrdy bn dn?


Apologies for sizing and spelling, just had the thought and wanted to get it out and on here, I hadn't realised it was so big...

/goes and hides in corner
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Yep, but not quite as big
Tesco value spelling too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I didn't think it was that big?!
/makes smaller
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# fix the tastey too as you're there.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Done!
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# fix the size now please.
it's still fatter than a scouse chick in her thong about town,
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# you can stay.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Thank you for patience..
I lurk.. Don't normally post..
and as for the spelling, well I'm just a twunt. No excuses for that.
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# it's nice when someone actually takes on the advise of the /board
they may seem screamy shouty fuckers but they're quite nice really, and we've all made a hash of things at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I never screamed or shouted once.
and I made a lady laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Although I call myself a B3tan...
it's purely because of association, not participation. I find true b3tan scary and I don't normally post things that I come up with because I'm not very good at photoshop and somehow always manage to balls thing up. This time I remembered the width= code.. just didn't think about the image size when saving >_< I'm remember for next time!
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# 300kb
big as opposed to pixels big.
make it 75kb and all is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Pasanonic,
making arbitrary judgments the easy way ;D

LOLTOTTENHAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# lolfootball!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# LOL!
How do mister bawls?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# how do!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I'm not familiar with the new Pasanonic
Call me a cunt to restore balance to the universe, quick!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# he must still be buzzing
from UTD's 3-0 win against norwich on tues
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I LIKE SPORT.
I LIKE THE RED TEAM.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Red team are cock.
You will die.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Bah! Go blue team!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# *glares*
fucking shitty linesman
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# there were two of them
last night.

keane's first attempt wasn't offside, neither was benayoun's
can't complain about atletico's being disallowed though

the ref was shit too "ooh, you've fallen over, have a free kick"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# nothing worse than that theatrical shite
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# wasn't even theatrical though
Riera's booking was a bit harsh, but it was a dive. The Madrid players kept slipping and they'd get a free kick. No appeals, not theatrics, just wet ground
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# HTML scaling doesn't make the file smaller ;)
edit: fuck me, it just got bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Thank fuck!
I thought I was going mental :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# and now it's tastzy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Bloody Polish immigrants and their unwanted cereal products
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Oh FFS!
A third time now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# hahaha
the piss has been taken, returned, taken, returned and now there's a full on international piss supply chain in operation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# haha 4th edit
So that'll be:

1x 297k
1x 299k
1x 108k
1x 48k

I'm writing up an invoice at the moment. Who shall I send it to?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# The fucking pope
the fucking sexy big hairy breasted pope smeared in vaseline selling nipple clamps outside of hull fishmarket.

that would be my suggestion

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# sent
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# he appreciates all his fanmails
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Spacepope?!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Me too
I was wondering whether that was a two fingers up to us all.
Now that it's getting to silly proportions a mod will probably hopefully link it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Aye,
but it is too late anyway, it is already cached innit love!

How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# That's true
but it drills home the message and hopefully saves it happening again by that user.
I have been on B3ta more than usual these past couple of weeks and already I've had to buy another chunk of bandwidth (even then I am still capped on that).
3gb doesn't go far these days. It no longer allows me a full month on B3ta with the minimal of emails.
We can buy 3gb chunks at approx 25 GBP each (thank deity for small mercies) but we are only allowed to do that twice in a month. Then it's curtains until the end of the month.
Me? I am shitting myself. All my bills are paid in GB pounds. The rand has lost 33% of its value in the past few weeks and it's getting worse.
/woes
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# christ, that's badness
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# EEP!
Poor Pot. I'll do my bit to help by keeping te file sizes down.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Try using GIF power instead of JPG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# yes, but not in 3D
and also without the chav spelling. What do the contents say on the side (I probably daren't ask)
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# the ingredients are all normal
well, for industrially coalesced waste products sold as food :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# at least
twice unfortunately
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Nicely done,
but it is fucking massive and tasty is spelt thus :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# no, I'm pretty sure it's spelt tasty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# And shit!
Ning Discomeats! How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# fucking shit
:D

I'm filled with hatred

how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# I am ok.
I need a wee though and I cant be arsed to stand up and move.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# stand up and wiggle!
then you'll have to wee or face the consequences
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# not necessarily
if he lines his trews with plastic, then pops a sponge down the front, he can wee where he sits without fear of pissy pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# ah, the classic nasa approved defecation mitten technique
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# i prefer defecation kitten
shit on a tabby, that's my motto.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# this makes me smile
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RyplX0RdtvU

blixa is way better than kylie.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# that video appears to be rather lacking in lovely ladies
how can that possibly be better than anything with kylie in it, are you mad????
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# it's blixa bargeld! he's better than kylie anyday!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# i'll try it with the speakers on this time
only really interested in the vid' but ....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# how is that 300k?!
Here, swap it for this 21k version www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1224797976/creditcrunch.gif
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# save for web
www.elated.com/articles/the-save-for-web-feature/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Ooh that's a good one
I generally just use it and use sliders willy nilly until it's reasonably sized and "not too shite".
Now I know what all those words mean :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# see I can be cunty and educational :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# that's twice in two days
your reputation is shot to crap now, there's no going back.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I'm balancing it out well
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# *learns*
No harm meant... honest
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# yay :)

*gold star*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# If I scale it back up I can almost read the ingredients
SOY PROTEIN ISOLATE, YELLOW CORN FLOUR,
RICE FLOUR, TAPIOCA STARCH, INJUN, PEA FIBER,
NATURAL HONEY, EVAPORATED CANE JUICE,
DEHYDRATED APPLE PIECES, CANOLA OIL, CINNAMON
POWDER, VANILLA EXTRACT, NATURAL FLAVORING,
BAKING POWDER, DOUBLE-ACTING LEAVENING AGENTS, FACE.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# hahaha
face
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Not sure about injun
think it might be insulin.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I did that, it was the most exciting thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# more often than your mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)