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# the crows are flying from the tower
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue352/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# you've pissed the bed AND shat yourself haven't you?
EDIT: but seriously man, what the fuck, this is too early, i'm scared are you alright? is there something wrong rob? have we done something wrong? are you leaving us? is the end of the world nigh?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)
# he doesn't love us anymore
he loves 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Oooh, someone's off on his jollies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Bloody 'ell!
What time do you call this?! I hope you're not this early for Mr. teh rob!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Oh my god!!
Too excited about Halloween to sleep?

Thank you!

What time do we normally get teh pumpkin icons?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# What the fuck happened there?!
What the fuck happened there?
What the fuck, fuck, fuck happened there?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# lunchtime already?
blimey, ya had me worried for a moment.... 0_O
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# WTF?
WTF?
WTFFF?
*panics*
*eats lunch*
*collapses with disorientation*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# *runs round in cycles shouting lalalalalalala*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# *fans with Tesco receipt she found lying around*
See what you've done to us all, Rob?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# The... What.... If.... When....
Mummy! i want my mummy!

*blub*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Why is he doing this to us Mummy? You?!!
Make the hurt go away.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)
# I'm just thinking of this like time zones.
I must have gone to Khartoum on holiday last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Can you pick me up a barrel of diesel for the Freelander please
I'm driving to Wales today
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Oh yowser, can I be driven somewhere by you at some point please?
I bloody love off roady type cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Ah, well, when I say I'm driving, that would be the other Mr the Clownfish.
He's the driver (LOLBUMSECS) in the family.
Also, the car has been off road a total of once.
In a field.
For my mate Henry's birthday.
It was called Henry-fest.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Tch.
In that case, I'll learn to drive, get a defender and come and pick you up. You can read the map and try and stop me driving into sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# *fixes A key*
*types 'ningles*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
# shit! this can't be real!
I must still be asleep, in the middle of a frighteningly literal dream...
*pinches self*
Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# newsletter = home time
huzzah - the weekend is early!
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# what?
has hell frozen over?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
# No but Devon has.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Now with added granddaughter
cant you sleep or is everything getting earlier
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)