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# Good evening
I present you the Lesser Roseate Sporkbill

source pic by me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# anything spork is win
there's graphs and equations to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I'm not sure I've seen those graphs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# that giraffe is clearly a kat
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# You have been misinformed.
Cats and giraffes are obviously from the same subspecies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# what about turkeyham?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# turkeyham is evil and should never be made
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# oh no no no
cook it on pizza mmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# no no no no
it is evil
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Ham of the nazis
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# really?
pics or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# touch it!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
# mmmm gammon
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
#


EDIT: i just gone did a QOTW suggestion...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# number 8 has fallen over
"we need a bigger infinity"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# ALEPH 16
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You loon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# shitting fuck spurs won 2 - 1
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Yeah I know :(
Fucking spurs!

But, LOLARSENAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# yes indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# here ya go fella, Her Mag in her regal finery.
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/qe2corsetgstq.jpg

a tad risque
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
holy shit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Oh my lord!
Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i rather like this one
that palin woman's got nothing on liz, she da bomb.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# You fucking knows it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Oh wow
That looks way better like that!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# ha ha
me likes
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I like it
although with the spork that way round it'll only manage to shove things onto its chest.

And to carry on the bird theme I'm going to put this here because it's not worth a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# would
if she wouldn't peck my eyes out
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# She's very gentle natured
A bit noisy in the sack though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Swans can fuck right off

GEESE POWER
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Damn right.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# So long as you're honest about it
Personally I don't see the attraction in geese. I mean sure, they're fun, but it's always so embarrassing the morning after.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# i'm drawn to the knees
what is wrong with them? (or is it just me with freaky knee caps?)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Looks like there's things oozing in there
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# cor check out the flappers on that
TJ : anyone know another way of stopping my nose running... (the other way is stuffing a corner of my handkerchief up each nostril - 4 nostrils? ...no two spare)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Make it run out of snot
by eating lots of mustard/hot sauce/steamy things

on CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# my intestines do not like cheese :(
i eat nothing but hot spicey things, steam from my tea has burnt my nostrils and now they're all red :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Meh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# meh meh meh meh meh!
so la do dah wot sit thingy do dah ray bah bay me me me me me la! see i can sing - just not in time or in tune with the music :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# wish mine was running
my nose is blocked up and it is making me feel like crap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# i'm just recovering from a 3 and 1/2 week long chest infection
i can't walk down 14 steps without stopping to breathe... last time i got it i went to the dr and he said "if it gets any worse call an ambulance" ...now thats confidence for you!
so i don't bother going to the drs for it now... useless twunts... immune system just takes a little longer to kick in
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# my immune system goes all nutty
got a cold that is going about, but it just doesn't want to come on to a full blown cold. If it doesn't I will end up with a sinus infection, as I always do :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# i don't normally get a runny nose / sore throat
i don't think i've caught a cold anyone else has, or one that is going around!
When the weather changes my lungs stop working and i can't breathe - apparently its a form of asthma according to my doctor... personally i think its a pile of bollocks but the inhalers do make me very light headed and very rarely actually help my breathing (shows how often i use them - the one from 2002 that went past its use by date in 2005 just ran out)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Seems to be trying to come out of my ears
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# sinus douche
mix 1 tsp salt with pint warm water, and suck up thru nose, let it run thru your mouth

clears it all out, not nice to do but works

/ENT surgeon mode off
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# thank you Boff
I've been blowing my nose in warm water to prevent soreness (held in my hands over the sink) not a pretty site sight but it sure helps!
i'll try that when i've ran out of snot rags to blow my nose on :D (used equivalent of about 2 whole toilet rolls so far today)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# See i was right on the chuff depth minus titillation
NSFW chuff fact
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# ...*stops blowing up balloons*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Ouch, that's a little too deep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Jammy sod - where did you get to take that?
And woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Costa Rica
/ac

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# how much is a rica then?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# a lotta
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
# other end of the camera i'd imagine
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)